Bench Warrant

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2013

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Should a couple sit on the same side of the booth while brunching, or will Judge Hodgman mandate a great divide?

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
0:08.6	If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,
0:14.8	St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming
0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:39.1	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:41.1	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:42.9	This week, the bench warrant, Demetri brings the case against his boyfriend, Landon.
0:48.3	When branching at their neighborhood diner, Demetri would like Landon to sit next to him
0:52.5	on the same side of the booth.
0:54.8	Landon says that this kind of PDA is over the top.
0:58.7	Demetri thinks Landon worries too much about what others will think.
1:02.4	Who's right?
1:03.3	Who's wrong?
1:04.3	Only one man can decide.
1:06.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:10.2	You laugh Jesse, but the people were wonderful, you know.
1:12.5	Not just the actors, but the crew, everyone.
1:15.1	There must have been 200 people, each with a specific function, but all dedicated to a
1:19.6	single purpose.
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