Bleached and Mounted Bones of Contention

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2013

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Nick and Sara are a married couple who disagree on interior design -- namely, should Nick be allowed to display a collection of bones and taxidermied animals within their home?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.0	I'm Baylor Fjessi Thorne.
0:05.6	This week, bleached and mounted, bones of contention.
0:10.0	Nick brings the case against his wife Sarah.
0:12.6	He has an interest in the Moucab and is interested in using taxidermied animals and skeletons
0:17.9	to decorate their home.
0:19.5	Sarah is not a fan of this aesthetic.
0:22.5	Should Nick be allowed his decorating choices?
0:25.3	Only one man can decide.
0:27.1	Please rise, as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:57.1	Well, what, what, what, what, what's going on?
1:05.0	Sorry.
1:06.0	Are we doing this?
1:07.0	Uh, Jesse, swear him in.
1:08.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
1:09.9	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:13.6	God or whatever?
1:14.6	I do.
1:15.6	I do.
1:16.6	I do.
1:17.6	You swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's rolling despite the fact that his home is decorated
1:22.1	not only with the skeleton of a ferret, but also with the bones of his vanquished enemies.
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