Welcome to Rumbel Street, Vermont. It's time again for the police log. Here's Scott Carrier.

The following is a sampling of calls to the Berry and Montpelier City Police in the last month.

A person was sort of slumped over the steering wheel of a vehicle on Murray Road.

A sick raccoon was seen on Elm Street.

A catatonic woodchuck was trying to enter a residence on North Street. A person didn't return

DVDs. On Berry Street, a person reported a suspicious male she encountered last year.

A male was going door to door on Hutchin's circle looking for the Smith family. A person lost his or her grandmother's

strand of pearls. A woman missed her ride after getting off the Greyhound bus and

needed help getting home.

A child was running around naked at Green Acres.

Two kids were running around naked on Bergeron Street. A woman wearing a pink

top was flashing people at Green Acres. On Tamplin Road, there was a phone problem. A Miller Road, there was an animal problem.

Someone was screaming at a building on Pleasant Street. Lights were flashing in a house on Grandview Avenue. A

suspicious male was sleeping in a car among some pill bottles at Cumberland Farms on Berlin Street.

A possibly rabid skunk was weaving in between parked cars on Liberty Street. A female was stealing Easter

candy on South Main Street. The stop sign at the intersection of Liberty and Hill

Streets was wiggling. On Washington Street,

young teenagers were swearing and urinating on a church. A person was sleeping on a porch in front of a main street church and was requested to move

along. That was Scott Carrier reading selections from the Berry and Monpular police logs as published in the Times Argus.

Scott has a podcast called Home of the Brave.

It's really good.

He's one of the very best people to take a long car ride with.

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