Pokémon Go Gym Meltdown + Target Parking Lot Perv – Distorted View Daily
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 December 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Monday, December 22, 2025Day 11 & 12 of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily Christmas week kicks off with a stacked episode as Tim Henson wraps up the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and dives headfirst into deranged news, internet lunacy, listener chaos, and the triumphant […]
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, Tim back here with your day 11 and day 12 days of deals of distorted daily. |
| 0:08.3 | Do daily deals of distorted view daily Christmas time. |
| 0:14.6 | Heavy irritation, I don't know what you're saying. |
| 0:16.7 | Heavy variation, a shabber shabby shikation. |
| 0:18.9 | Heavy meditation, I don't know what you're saying it's a 12 |
| 0:21.7 | deals of destroying you daily heavy rotation i'm so sorry about that let's try it again i've got some |
| 0:28.1 | amazing deals for the hues of garbon you know if you've never listened to this podcast before |
| 0:34.2 | you're probably very confused right now anyway the point, I've got two deals for you today as we wrap up the 12 deals of |
| 0:43.9 | Distorted View daily. First up, now until Christmas, take 20% off your entire order of $50 |
| 0:50.5 | or more at shop. Distortedview.com. |
| 0:54.5 | Just use promo code AIDS, A-I-D-S, as in Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year. |
| 1:02.6 | And his T-Cell count is down by 20%. |
| 1:05.9 | That'll help you remember. |
| 1:07.9 | Jagged 20% of your entire order at shop.distortedview.com using promo code AIDS. |
| 1:15.0 | The other deal I have for you today is for sideshow memberships. |
| 1:19.9 | If you're upset because you missed out on those Black Friday deals, you're in luck because |
| 1:24.6 | I'm hurting for money just enough to reactivate that deal. |
| 1:29.0 | Get a monthly subscription for only $6 or a yearly for $60. |
| 1:33.4 | Act now before it's too late. |
| 1:35.0 | Just go to distorted view.com and become a true and honorable freak for the holidays. |
| 1:40.5 | Because you my good little ho-ho-ho's, huh? |
| 1:44.6 | Santa gonna get his cookies? |
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