Shit Lump Intervention
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 38 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Christmas Eve Best Of (Classic Episode from 2014) Merry Christmas Eve, freaks! If you’re trapped in a car with relatives you hate, hiding from your family, or just need something loud, stupid, and offensive to get you through the holidays, this Best Of Distorted View Daily has you […]
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| 0:00.0 | Try not to blow your brains out. |
| 0:02.7 | Drive off a clip or hang yourself. |
| 0:06.4 | This holiday season, this storted view, is there for you? |
| 0:13.5 | Chiku. |
| 0:17.3 | Hey, you freaks, Merry Christmas Eve. |
| 0:20.4 | I'm back here with a Best of Show. |
| 0:23.0 | Kind of a crappy gift. |
| 0:24.7 | I'm re-gifting my own podcast to you in a way. |
| 0:28.2 | I thought you might be on the road or you might be sick of your family and you want something to listen to. |
| 0:33.1 | How about some classic distortion? |
| 0:35.6 | If you do want new Distorted View daily, oh, we did a fantastic, |
| 0:39.9 | very fun show yesterday. Now's a great time to sign up for the side show because the holiday |
| 0:44.7 | deals are still going on. Likewise, promo code AIDS is still working over there at the |
| 0:51.0 | Distorted View store at shop. Dot Distorted View.com. |
| 0:57.3 | Get 20% off your order of $50 or more. |
| 1:04.0 | Chances are you're not going to have your orders delivered by Christmas, seeing as how it's mere hours away. |
| 1:05.8 | But still, it's an amazing deal. |
| 1:07.0 | 20% off shop. |
| 1:08.0 | Dot Distorted View.com. |
| 1:11.0 | Anyway, enjoy this episode from 2014. |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, one small note. |
| 1:18.0 | I couldn't play the music at the top of the show that we originally played because of copyright issues. |
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