I’ll Kill Your Children for Christmas + Razor Blade Bread & Diaper Dogs – Distorted View Daily
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 December 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Deal of the Day: $5 off Distorted View pint glasses — grab the classic DV pint glass or the Tainted Broth frosted pint glass. Use promo code BUZZ at shop.distortedview.com (today only). Kick off the weekend with a holiday-flavored chaos buffet: Tim issues an apology that somehow makes everything worse, shouts out […]
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| 0:00.0 | It's the 10th day of deals as we inch ever closer to Christmas, and I've got a great one for you today, especially if you're an alcoholic, and I know many of you are. |
| 0:11.5 | Grab a distorted view pint glass. Perfect for your favorite lager, ale, Pilsner, Buckford, Grizer,, Fropling, Twinebox, Stiltskins, and yeah, even a strong Belgian |
| 0:27.5 | Roushbling. |
| 0:28.9 | These pint glasses will hold them all. |
| 0:32.0 | Today only get $5 off. |
| 0:34.7 | Either one of the two pint glasses available in the Distorted View store, |
| 0:39.7 | who got the classic DV pint glass, and the new tainted broth, frosted pint glass. |
| 0:44.9 | Use promo code Buzz BUZZ today only to get $5 off a pint glass in the Distorted View store |
| 0:51.5 | at shop. Distortedview.com. |
| 0:54.0 | It's Christmas! |
| 0:56.8 | Hey, freaks, it's Friday, December 19th, 2020. |
| 0:59.5 | Coming up on the program today, a U-Tard wishes us a not-so- Merry Christmas. |
| 1:03.8 | I'll kill your children for Christmas. |
| 1:06.4 | Plus, multiple trans-penus orgasms, |
| 1:09.5 | a musician gets electrocuted on stage, and sinking your teeth into a razor blade breadloaf. |
| 1:20.1 | On the first day of tea, Vich means a baby for me, A dirty crack or dying of HIV |
| 1:28.3 | He means the robot virus |
| 1:29.3 | On the second day of D.V |
| 1:31.3 | Jim Henson bled for me |
| 1:34.3 | Two sloppy comforts |
| 1:36.3 | And a dirty |
| 1:37.3 | Mugreying in a mid-jave |
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