Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now?

I don't know. It's one of those weeks where I've got nothing to bring to the table.

So in a moment of desperation, I slept byped by water, hoping that would be something.

Hmm.

I sensed the quiet, and I similarly was looking around the desk.

I was like, surely I've got to have some nonsense here I can bullshit about it.

I just thought I'd slurped water, and it didn't even pick up very loud on the microphone.

In an office where I have so much absolute tat surrounding me, how is none of it start a show

worthy?

Right?

I've been writing today about how I've gone back to resisting the use of the word content

to describe online media because of how it is playing into what the executive class wants.

You know, it wants us to see everything as nebulous content as intellectual property.

And I did that just then.

And the only way I could describe what I did just now was content.

In a desperate bid to start this podcast with something entertaining, I slurped water.

That is pure content.

Distilled content.

On the other end of the scale, we've just come, you know, this is early 2026. We've come back in the new year and I've decided, hey, what am I going to do differently with quote unquote content this year?

I've decided to take all of the guardrails off of the autism this year and just allow myself to go wild and make some video essays that

no one has asked for that are going to be infinitely too lengthy about things that only I care about.

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