Podquisition 572: Close Shave
Jimquisition
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🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal. |
| 0:06.4 | Hey, hey, hey, don't you know you're messing with the best now? |
| 0:11.1 | I don't, I don't. |
| 0:12.4 | I don't. |
| 0:16.7 | I'm sorry muttering before we synced up to record. |
| 0:24.2 | Mm. |
| 0:24.7 | Ah. |
| 0:25.9 | Because I just, uh, run a razor over my face. |
| 0:29.4 | Um, and it fucking stings. |
| 0:32.2 | Mm. |
| 0:32.9 | The problem... |
| 0:33.5 | The, uh, the panic to dry razor where you're like, |
| 0:36.4 | uh, it's just annoying me. Oh oh no, I shouldn't have done that. |
| 0:38.9 | I did slather some stuff on, but because my skin has always been soft. |
| 0:49.2 | And then, you know, do HRT and what have you, |
| 0:52.9 | a skin gets even softer. |
| 0:55.2 | It is amazing. |
| 0:56.6 | Like, I am what dove would have you believe it soap feels like. |
| 1:01.8 | I feel like that. |
| 1:04.0 | Let me tell you, right? |
| 1:05.8 | Softest eyelids in the game, they're just a very good touch. |
| 1:10.6 | I'm one of those types of wrinkly eyelids, though. |
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