Hey, hey, hey, time to put your middle to the test, pal.

Right, before we begin today, I do, I do just want to issue an app, I'm a plan. I do just want to issue an apology to the listeners and to my fans in general.

I didn't know what was in Dookiews when I accepted the sponsorship.

But I do want to apologise to anyone who bought a bag of dokey chews based on my endorsement.

To be fair, the tagline of the product, Chew the Duke, um,

was looking back,

a bit of a clue as to what was in it,

as was the catchphrase I went with for my sponsorship,

um,

videos,

which was,

there's shit in it.

I'd have said the name Dukeich's probably should have gotten people there, but you know.

Had I known what that all meant, I almost certainly wouldn't have taken the money.

However, I would just like to emphasise the real point of this story that everyone is forgetting is that less than 15% of people were affected by the dookie in dokey choose.

The E. coli is a different matter, but the duke was relatively safe.

I'm really glad you've cleared it up.

Well, it's a learning experience, you know?

Be careful who you accept sponsorships from.

I will never take another sponsorship from Creedle and Crabnuts again.

You can't be held to too high of a standard.

You know, back in the day, I did take a sponsorship from very clearly evil incorporated and, you know, I thought I'd done my due diligence.

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