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Bropostles

Podcast of the Summer!

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Christianity, Relationships, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture

4.7531 Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Come on in, the water's fine.

The sun is out. The beers are cold. The inflatable pool is filled. The tunes are bumping. And the vibes are crunchy. Make sure you bring your suncreen. I’m certain Ethan and Patrick burn easy.

We have a bit of a poducer’s cut extended edition of this week’s episode - mostly because I am exghausted and didn’t have the will power to shave it down more. But we got the goofs, the bits, and the insight you look forward to all week, right here on this episode of the summer of 2022's official podcast.

On today’s docket:

  • Patrick learns how to maximize profits of his post office dystopian novel.
  • Ethan read a book, The Death of Christian Culture, written by some dead guy or whatever. It was recommended to Patrick by MATT FRADD, a.k.a. “some asshole.” (Little SEO optimization there).
  • Bad French accents.
  • Ethan endorses the view that modernism is the neverending pursuit of the “new,” which we construct out of thin air. 
  • Patrick suggests that this pursuit is a human tendency, and we need Jesus to elevate our humanity above that, and even above the Garden of Eden.
  • Sensationalism and Empiricism. Other big words.
  • The ol’ Solomon solution in this week’s DEDC.
  • The attractiveness:distance dating ratio. Certainly problematic, but highly effective.



 



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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hold on. I'm going to text you something real quick.

0:04.8

Why? We're talking on a show.

0:06.7

This is not something that even Regan can hear. What do you mean? Okay. Do I need to pause? Yes. Well, I'm not going to speak if you're not going to listen. Hold on. I'm texting you something. All right. I'm waiting. Patrick's talk just said

0:19.3

I just took a huge ducky in my pants

0:20.9

and I'm going to do the rest of the podcast with the ducky.

0:23.6

Okay.

0:24.5

All right, I'm waiting. Patrick's talk just said, I just took a huge ducky in my pants,

0:21.0

and I'm going to do the rest of the podcast with the duky.

0:23.6

Okay.

0:26.0

Okay.

0:29.2

Downvote.

0:40.4

Sorry, I'm in a mood today.

0:41.5

I can tell. I don't know what's going on, man.

0:42.4

I've been staring at the screen for the last three hours.

0:45.3

Yeah, me too.

0:46.0

That's why I had to drink this beer.

0:47.8

Because, uh, yeah.

0:50.2

Alcohol and coffee, dogs and beaches.

0:55.0

It's my Bumble profile.

0:56.8

You had a Bumble profile?

0:58.6

No, I just, if I had a Bumble profile,

1:00.3

it would be how much I love dogs and alcohol and beaches.

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