May contain up to 10% Ethanol
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the pump, its your boy Ethanol. Fill up your gas tanks dear listeners - we’re going on a ride. GREAT episode in my opinion.
Twitter antics. Midwit meme. Pope Pius XIII’s hot take against Safe Spaces. “The Popes were better when they were Italian.” Trendy Marcel Lefebvre videos.
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The article Ethan and Patrick discuss in this week’s topic: https://churchlifejournal.nd.edu/articles/the-catholic-church-lacks-an-imagination-for-lay-agency/.
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| 0:00.0 | my father |
| 0:02.0 | my father |
| 0:03.1 | that scene from the dark night |
| 0:08.6 | where he's going |
| 0:09.3 | hit me I want you hit me |
| 0:10.5 | and then he just pants |
| 0:11.5 | it's just Lightning McQueen |
| 0:12.4 | racing along the track |
| 0:13.6 | yeah |
| 0:13.9 | yeah |
| 0:14.8 | you know Welcome to the Crunch. |
| 0:32.3 | The only podcast is trying to get down to the bottom of why Joe Biden isn't reducing these gas prices. |
| 0:37.6 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:38.7 | I'm Patrick. |
| 0:39.4 | That's funny. |
| 0:40.7 | That's good. |
| 0:42.4 | That is three layers. |
| 0:43.6 | Yeah, it is. |
| 0:45.4 | It is. |
| 0:45.8 | It's like that bell curve meme that's like the person on both ends kind of just agrees with each other. |
| 0:50.7 | It agrees is the same thing, but it's the midwit meme. |
| 0:53.4 | Yeah, the midwit.. Yeah, the midwit. |
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