Is that your baby? In there? What is it? What's in there? Oh, let's go. You ready to start podcasting? Yeah, you ready? Three, two, one. Take that Gus. Damn, damn. Boys back to town. Meow! down to do boys back town welcome to the crowd

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast where one of the co-hosts was gone and the other co-host actually missed him the whole time.

That's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

I missed you too, man.

I was just talking about you.

I don't know what you're, I don't know what you're doing.

Oh. You're like, you're like, yeah, when I was gone for my wedding, you must have missed me a lot. When I was on my honeymoon, I thought about you, didn't, I didn't think about you. I didn't have time to think about you while on paternity leave because... Yeah, you were busy. Yeah, it was busy. Life events only take two weeks. All of our life events only take two weeks. Marriages. Two weeks. Babies. Two weeks. Two weeks. And then... Funerals. Funerals less. Less time. We need to do like the Irish funeral. Yeah. where they, it's like everybody kind of walks through the house and it takes, you know, a month to do it. Yeah. Or whatever. We got to do that. Anyway, you were talking about your mom-in-law? My mother-in-law, yeah. So we were, we were doing like a dinner yesterday. We were like, I don't know what to make.

We had a bunch of hot dogs, baked beans.

We're like, let's do hot dogs and baked beans and sweet potato fries.

And I was like, we got to get some beers.

Nice.

And Terry Johnson was like, you know what? I haven't had a brusky in a good long time.

And I'm like, let's go.

She said brusky, huh?

She did. A wobbly pop.

Sure, I guess. Is that what they call it in Kansas?

Yeah, you drink too many of them. You get a little wobbly.

And yeah, so I grabbed one of those and hit it in my lunchbox so that I could record with a little bruising. Yeah. Nice. What happens if someone, I've actually never seen anybody open that door. That's behind you. Which one? The one. That one or that one? The one immediately behind you. See, that one is a closet. That one leads to the hallway. Oh. So that is just the opposite of what I thought this whole time. Yeah, so the painting, the painting is barricading the door so no one can come in. Sure, because they can't, yeah, they can't get through it. No, I'm just kidding. That does go to the hallway. Why would you do this to me? I thought it was funny if you thought that I barricaded my door shut. I mean, it's funny for us here because I can see it. But for everybody else is strongly. Why did you put your crucifix over the closet door? Yeah. That doesn't make any sense. That's odd. What was, I was going to say something about your family and about this podcast and about beer and about drinking? That's the second good podcast name that you've come up with.

I was going to say something.

The other podcast name that you said earlier that I think would be a good podcast name is, can I just say something real quick? Can I say something real quick? That's a really good. That's a really good podcast name. Here's the thing. I'm pretty sure here's the thing is already a podcast. Yeah, that sounds like a. Hold on, hold on.

I can see it in my head.

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