PODCAST: Loser Line (11/16/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

When CREEPERS hit on you, at the club or even at your family reunion, don’t give them your REAL PHONE NUMBER… give them the Loser Line Number. They’ll call us and leave us a nice weird little message that we can play ON THE AIR!

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0:00.0	Move it's 92.5.
0:02.0	Hey girl, what's up with you?
0:04.0	Wait a minute, is this the right number?
0:06.0	It's, um, the loser line.
0:08.0	Come on, just call me back.
0:10.0	If you haven't heard the loser line before it works like this, let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you.
0:18.0	Damn, girl, are you suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations?
0:22.0	Because I think we should see other people. suffering from schizophrenic hallucinations?
0:22.6	What?
0:23.6	Because I think we should see other people.
0:25.6	Oh my God.
0:27.6	Step one.
0:29.4	That was intense.
0:30.6	You see a lot of stuff.
0:31.6	Wow. So you could tweez his unib stuff. Wow. Wow.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:34.0	Instead, tell him that drool on his chin reminds you of your adorable little brother.
0:40.0	And you want to spoon feed him mushed bananas in bed.
0:43.0	Ew!
0:44.0	Is that a good thing?
0:45.0	It is because once he hears that, he's going to be yours.
0:48.0	And that's where you give him the number to the loser line.
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