Hello, it's a second-a-de-

It's the radio segment that just spent the night in jail for smuggling canalokes

out of a grocery store, and he wasn't wearing pants.

But where did he hide those?

It's laser stories.

Radio segment where we read weird news stories from around the globe just like everyone else does except we have a laser and those other Dunkin Rubik's cubes just don't.

His first laser stories out of London.

32 year old Tommy Pullhofer was the name...

Sorry.

Pullhofer was the victim of a hit and run recently.

We should be laughing.

That's sad.

Apologies to Tommy.

He had to be taken to the hospital for x-rays,

and the radiologist was shocked as to what they saw

projected on the screen.

They didn't find any broken bones or fractures,

but they did find a cell phone stuck up his no-go zone.

Oh, what?

Apparently, he doesn't use that as a no-go zone.

Yeah.

That's a hot spot.

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