PODCAST: Missed Connections (11/16/20)

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2020

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Everybody is looking for love and Young Jeffrey is here to help you find it. Hear the finest that Craigslist has to offer.

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0:00.0	Move in 92.5.
0:02.0	A cutie.
0:03.0	We made eye content.
0:04.0	Miss connections.
0:05.0	That was me staring.
0:07.0	There's only two places to find true love.
0:10.0	One is on a blow-up raft in the middle of the Atlantic while the Coast Guard searches for you.
0:15.0	Okay. All right.
0:17.0	The other is on the pages of Craigslist.org.
0:20.0	We scour that website every week to find the best
0:23.2	of misconnections they have to offer.
0:25.6	We found some good ones this time around.
0:27.8	Let's get started.
0:29.2	This first misconnection says,
0:32.2	I saw you on the Zoom PTA meeting.
0:34.8	Woman for Man 46.
0:38.6	Get it girl.
0:39.5	Says you were the brown hair divorced gentleman with glasses rocking the tweed smoking jacket.
0:46.4	How did she know he's divorced? Is that part of his like profile name?
0:49.9	Like, Divorce or something. Yeah. I was the single mommy with the bright pink t-shirt that said,
0:56.0	you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.
0:59.0	Oh, hey!
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