PODCAST: Darvin Does Security

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Kelly's previous security guard quit and Darvin is his new replacement. There can't possibly be anything wrong with hiring someone who is afraid of everything as a security guard, right?

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.1	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.9	Hello.
0:09.1	Hey, is this Kelly?
0:10.6	This is Kelly.
0:11.9	Kelly, my name is Darwin Wood, and I'm the new security guard for your warehouses.
0:16.7	The guard before me gave me your number and said that I needed to call you.
0:20.4	Yes, yes, yes.
0:22.4	I'm sorry, tell me your name one more time.
0:24.5	Darwin?
0:25.7	Darwin.
0:26.4	Okay.
0:27.1	I'm sorry we haven't had a chance to meet, but I'm glad that Mark gave you my number so we can chat.
0:32.2	So fill me in kind of on your experience so far.
0:35.8	Okay, well, you know, I've only been here for a few hours now.
0:38.5	I guess I never knew how dark it got here.
0:41.4	Okay.
0:42.7	You didn't know how dark it got in a warehouse?
0:45.8	Yeah, it's really dark, and then I have another question.
0:47.9	Do you guys have spiders or anything?
0:51.1	I'm sure there are spiders at the warehouse.
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