Phone Tap PODCAST: Dog Poop Revenge

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Society & Culture, Relationships, Improv, Comedy

4.6 • 781 Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2017

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Seth Mackelroy calls Jason and tells him that he knows who's dog owner has been pooping all over his lawn. Furious, they try to figure out a way to make it stop but Seth takes it waaaaaaayyyyyyy too far!

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0:00.0	It's another Jubal phone tab.
0:02.0	Weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:04.2	Only on moving 92.5.
0:07.9	Hello.
0:09.0	Hi, is this Jason?
0:10.4	Yeah, who's this?
0:11.6	Hey, man, how are you?
0:12.7	My name is Seth McElroy.
0:13.9	I got your phone number from another mutual neighbor of ours.
0:17.1	His name is Tom.
0:18.0	I'm sure you know him.
0:19.2	I know, Tom.
0:20.3	What's happening? Well, apparently you. I'm sure you know him. I know, Tom. What's happening?
0:21.3	Well, apparently you and I are having the same problem.
0:24.3	He said that you were upset because somebody's dog has been going to the bathroom on your
0:28.6	lawn. Oh. Oh, yeah.
0:32.6	Yeah. Yeah, man. It's happening to me, too, and I am pissed.
0:37.9	Oh, my God. I can't even begin to tell you how much that irks me.
0:43.7	Dude, I know.
0:44.9	Every day the dog is crapping on my lawn.
0:47.9	Yeah, me too, man. Like, I'm seriously pissed about it, and we need to do something to stop this, man.
0:52.9	It's driving me crazy.
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