Hello everybody I'm a squid and I live under the sea.

Okay I'm not a squid but I have a feeling there will be a lot of squids listening to the podcast today because

squids are full of ink and I have a very special guest on the show today from Hollywood Inc.

which is a reality show about a tattoo parlor and the tattoo parlor is run by its owner Kat Von D who is here

today in the studio with me. Let me hear from all my squids. High tentacle.

Hot tentacle.

Come on, give me some high tentacle.

Whoosh, whoacle. Okay, so, Kat Von D is my special guest today on the highway.

Wonderful, wonderful person. I think you'll really like her. I know I do and just a nice person. We're going to be talking about people and how nice people affect us, how they make us feel.

We're going to be talking about laser eye surgery.

Any of you got that yet, or if you need it, I think today we're talking about how you can get it for free.

We're going to be talking about old flames. You ever bump into an oldy but goody?

Huh? An old lover or a spicy mama? Hello spicy mama!

Yeah, and what kind of transpires when you bump into them? Is it awkward? Is it it fun is it weird we're gonna find out and then we're gonna be

talking about octopuses and squids and stuff like that so stick around underwater

it's the Harlan Highway.

You just Harlan, I'm Teddy Ruckspin and I'm your friend.

Riding down the Harlan Highway.

I'm not your daddy.

I'm not your daddy. Hi Cat.

Hi!

That was happy.

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