All right folks here we go step right up to the freakiest highway in the solar system

You are on the Harland Highway. Welcome to the show. I'm Harland Williams, your host here. I believe the highway was named after me.

I'm Harland Williams and it is the

highway so it's safe to assume although I could be wrong who knows but what a show today the good and the bad the bad is it's Friday I've got a visit with Dr. Ascot, my on-air therapist.

Ugh! Who knows what he's going to have me do today. I don't like him.

And that's on the record.

All the snow should have melted. and that's on the record.

All the snow should have melted or is melting in your community as winter draws to an end. Spring is just around the corner.

We're going to be talking about the things you find under the melted snow. There's a new type of cheese out there

on the market that you will not believe where this cheese comes from and you're either going to want lots of it or none of it.

And we're going to be talking about baby pot smokers.

Yeah, there's some idiots that gave some dope to their kids and we're going to check in on that.

So don't check in because we're checking.

I mean, don't check out because we're check I mean. I don't know what I mean.

Let's just get to the show. It's the Harlan Highway.

You just made a wrong turn.

On the Harlan highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

Oh, it's lovely.

The Harlan!

Hi Harlan!

I'm Teddy Rupspin and I'm your friend!

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