Who cares? Come on everybody.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

welcome to the Harland Highway Earthlings.

I am your leader.

Yes, I am your leader for the next half hour. Harlan Williams here

guiding you down the Harlan Highway and interesting show today if I do say so

myself because I did the show so I guess I have to say that.

Today we're going to be talking about kind of a serious topic, kind of the meltdown of the United States of

America, not the whole thing, but pieces of it on a whole.

The way that the United States is maybe losing sight of some of its rules, some of its

regulations that are watering down us as a society in my fair opinion.

We're gonna be talking about government secrets.

There's a whole bunch of government secrets out there

that you didn't know about. We're going to be

talking about technology. Are you falling in love with your cell phone? Do you have a relationship

with it? We're going to talk about it. And then a weird hobby, people who watch airplanes.

Stop watching, just listen to the Harlan Highway. You just

made a wrong turn.

You just made a wrong turn.

Would you kindly shut your mouth?

On to the Harlan Highway.

Oh, it's lovely.

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