Podcast #84: Bi-Partisan Whackjobs and the Fulfillment of Prophecy

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

We start this episode of DXP with a brief discussion of ale, beer, and the White House's crappy Wi-Fi, after which we take a voice mail from none other than renowned physicist Stephen Hawking whose mother, we hope, he doesn't kiss with that mouth. We wrap up our in-depth report on whether it's OK for white people to dislike Cam Newton, and speaking of wrapping, Christian surprises Jason with some birthday gifts live on the air. We then turn our attention to the plethora of high-budget Christian movies that are premiering soon, even vowing to watch some of them (for a price). We take another call from a listener who argues that yes, there are just as many nutjobs on the Left as there are on the Right (which, we carefully explain, is ridiculous), after which Christian offers a response to Jason's challenge in last week's "Pagan Repent!" segment. Finally, in our "Feeding Friendsy" portion of the show we break down the controversy involving black women and their audacity in drawing attention to what it's like to be women who are black (after which we listen to some good old fashioned non-activist music like Springsteen and Dylan).

Also, we've seen a tiny-ass .22 round nose drop a nigga plenty of days, man.

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:03.0	What's up?
0:04.1	Dude, what's the difference between ginger beer and ginger ale?
0:08.1	Because it tastes really different.
0:10.1	I don't know.
0:11.5	Right?
0:11.8	I mean, this tastes way different than I drank before.
0:13.8	Yeah, because we were just interviewed on another show.
0:17.1	Real time with Real men with Nicole Welch.
0:19.6	Yes.
0:20.1	And we, as is our wants, we drank during that. Yeah. I don't ever get in front of a microphone without drinking. That's my advice to everybody. Yeah. Yeah. So this is, yeah, we're a little bit in our cups, as they say, in the old timey days. Yeah. I don't know. This is definitely spicier. Yeah. This is the ginger. This is the ginger beer. Yeah, ginger beer. Okay, the first drink was with the ale. I like the ginger ale better than the ginger beer. Do actual ale and beer, like alcoholic made with wheat or whatever barley, does that taste as different as this does? Well, beer is like more of a, I think beer is more of a general term, whereas ales are different from pilsners and loggers, the way a scotch is different from bourbon, but they're all whiskey. You almost lost me until you started talking about scotch. Then I woke back up again. Okay. Welcome back. Forget this conversation. I don't like beer. Okay.
1:12.7	Dude, the weather today.
1:13.7	I know.
1:15.1	I was sitting in my office thinking,
1:17.3	Jason's going to be out in the driveway at some point today.
1:19.8	Or he should be because it was like 65.
1:20.5	Yeah.
1:29.8	And I'd like to clarify that I do understand that there was worse and better weather in other places, that just because I'm saying that our weather is good, I do understand, I want you to understand the context of
1:34.4	that. It's relative to how it normally is. You sound like the kind of person who's been
1:38.7	nitpicked for the last two weeks and is very defensive and careful. It might be.
1:44.5	I'm not by saying it 65, I'm not saying I hate black people.
1:48.6	And just because there is better, there is better weather elsewhere doesn't mean I don't
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