Podcast #78: Patriotism or Christianity?
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 28 December 2015
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors with one final bit of blowback from our interview with Cash Peters—and this one's priceless—which leads us into a reflection about the Fundamentalist's pathological need to find a threat or demon lurking behind every tree (can't an innocent erotic chakra massage be religiously neutral? Geez. Relax, people). We then banter a bit about the new Star Wars film and address a caller's feedback about Princess Leia's collagen-filled lips, after which we take another call about the personal and relational price of no longer towing the religious party line. Another listener's question about Jerry Falwell Jr. and Liberty University's open-carry gun policy leads to an in-depth discussion about Christianity and pacifism: Should believers be more American by arming themselves on the one hand, or try to, I don't know, imitate Christ on the other? Our "Feeding Friendzy" segment addresses the problem of our president having such an easy time implementing his communist agenda (will the Right *ever* stand up to him and say "No"?). Christian is biebered by the lawless wilderness that is his daughter's school parking lot, while Jason's bieber involves The Force and its rape-implications.
Also, say hi to your mother for me, alright?
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| 0:00.0 | How was your Christmas? |
| 0:03.3 | Happy New Year. |
| 0:05.3 | Dude, I wrapped more presents in the last two hours than I wrapped, I think, my whole life combined. |
| 0:12.6 | And you still wrapped less than I wrapped the other night. |
| 0:15.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.0 | I actually was worried that, I mean, because a lot of my gifts haven't shown up yet. |
| 0:21.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:21.6 | But I actually realized only two. |
| 0:23.5 | Oh, that's good. Star Wars shirts for two of my children. Oh, but don't your kids hate Star Wars now? Dude, I can't even talk about this. Let's talk about it. Well, it's going to be my Bieber. Oh, it is. Okay. I can do my beaver at the beginning of the show if you want, but, oh, whoa, that's, that's very confusing. |
| 0:39.4 | That's going to throw everybody off. |
| 0:40.7 | Right, right. |
| 0:41.4 | Yeah. But we did see Star Wars, and it was awesome. Mm-hmm. Um. What else? What else is going on? I don't know. That's our show, everybody. |
| 0:56.3 | Let me read this comment we just got. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, dude. |
| 0:57.9 | That was awesome. |
| 1:02.5 | So we just got this comment from this guy on our website. |
| 1:04.7 | I think it's somebody who's commented before. |
| 1:07.2 | The name is Mario. |
| 1:12.6 | It says, for being ex-pastors, you guys are very dense and ignorant when it comes to spiritual matters. When hosting Cash Peters, the obvious seem to escape what even a newly |
| 1:21.3 | converted Christian who's only read the Bible at a cursory level would readily recognize. |
| 1:25.7 | And that is that when you're dealing with Cash Peter's alleged handwriting analysis ability, you're actually dealing with a familiar |
| 1:31.6 | spirit. |
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