Podcast #77: Star Wars, Hitler, and Princess Leia's Lips
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2015
⏱️ 96 minutes
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Summary
This episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors begins with an in-depth breakdown of the New Star Wars film that neither of us had seen yet (turns out it was awesome), after which we debrief a bit about the Cash Peters interview from our last show. Christian then describes how his company does "mission trips," which is weird since it makes no sense to do nice things for underprivileged people when you hate Jesus. We address a caller's observation that we are "sarcastic" (wow, you figure that out on your own, genius?), and then address Bernie Sanders's suggestion that ISIS was caused by styrofoam Big Mac containers and AquaNet. We then turn to the question of how alike Trump and Hitler are on a scale of 6-10, after which we springboard from Princess Leia's lip implants to Hollywood's preference for young, thin women. In our "Feeding Friendsy" segment we weigh in on whether Confederate flags and crescent moons are the same, and our "Dick Move, God" segment introduces us to a budding entrepreneur who loses his business and meets financial ruin because he didn't think to purchase demon insurance. Christian is biebered by elevator etiquette, while Jason's bieber involves messy nuts.
Also? By choice, man!
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| 0:00.0 | let's get drunk let's get crunk dude star wars was the best movie i've ever seen in my entire |
| 0:09.8 | life that was amazing oh man oh my god it will have been so good what day is today |
| 0:17.2 | wednesday tuesday we're seeing it comes out friday we're seeing it sund. This podcast comes out Sunday night. So when this comes out, we will have seen it. It was amazing. How good do you anticipate it to have been? Um, I, I think I'm going to love it. I think I'm going to give it like a nine out of ten. Nine times. Really nine? Well, I have been skeptical. That's surprising to me because you've been like all poo-pooing it. I haven't been. I've been trying to keep my expectations low. And it's all because of the Phantom Menace. Because I was so excited about it. I heard amazing things about it. Because when people came out of the theater, they said, that was amazing. Celebrities were talking about George Lucas is a genius. He's done it again. And all those people now shit all over it and say it's horrible. Yeah, as they should. But there was such excitement about it that it just, that wave just carried everybody |
| 1:12.5 | along. |
| 1:13.3 | I went and saw it in Mendocino, California. |
| 1:15.4 | I was so excited to see it. |
| 1:17.2 | And I walked out going like, what? |
| 1:20.0 | I think it was like, I think it might have been good, but I like, I'm not sure. |
| 1:24.6 | I don't, I don't think it was. |
| 1:25.4 | Like, my mind is telling me that it was horrible. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.8 | Everything I saw and heard and felt indicates that it's just sucked ass. |
| 1:35.3 | But the wave of the momentum of the reviews and what everybody thought about it made me think I was wrong. |
| 1:43.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:43.4 | So I went back and saw it again thinking, okay, this time my expectations are lower, so I'm not going to be so disappointed. Yeah. And I go, I walk out of it going, wow, it's worse than I thought it was the first time I saw it. Well, I've watched all six movies with my kids over the last probably two, three months, you know, in anticipation of the Force |
| 2:02.5 | Awakens. |
| 2:03.6 | And so I begrudgingly watched the prequels. |
| 2:06.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:07.0 | And I think it was Attack of the Clones I was watching it. |
| 2:09.0 | And I was just like, I think this might be the worst movie I've ever seen. |
| 2:13.2 | It's so bad, dude. |
| 2:14.4 | It's every cliche, it actually realized this when I was watching it, every cliche about Hollywood I've ever talked about on this show or on Heavy for the Vintage or anywhere else, they're all in these movies. |
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