Podcast #573: Childless Millennials, Hell, and Armageddon
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 18 May 2026
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
We kick off this episode with some TV banter as well as discussing new AI music tools and The Beatles' White Album. Christian gives an update on his trick back, and then we hear from a younger Millennial about how no one is having kids anymore. We get into issues like sex work and OnlyFans, and then consider some reasons why some films just "feel real" while others don't (and it has nothing to do with setting or genre). We hear from a TikTok pastor about what hell's all about, and then go into another segment of "Pastor Jack's Off."
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| 0:00.0 | dude you know what i was thinking about today just out of nowhere and of course you don't know |
| 0:06.0 | because there's no way there's no way you could no way you could guess it in a million years |
| 0:09.5 | it was probably like back to the future three wasn't that good is that it um no but it does have to do |
| 0:16.8 | with movies i was thinking about the hollywood wax museum yeah, I went to that when I was a kid. |
| 0:22.4 | Yeah, I went to it numerous times. And yeah. And off on a Saturday morning for like seven hours |
| 0:31.2 | with just like a jar of jelly. Go on in there. I was thinking about how creepy it is, and I was thinking about how it was |
| 0:44.1 | like people like Elvis and like Frank Sinatra and like Clark Gable, you know, and Jimmy Stewart. |
| 0:51.6 | Yeah. Because it was like the 70s or like early 80s, you know, so, you know, or like maybe Rocky or something. It's like in Scooby-Doo when they'd have like celebrity guests, it was always like Phyllis Diller and Don Nuts. Yeah. Because they were like the hot stars. We got Don Nots. Yeah, Carol Burnett, Tim Conway, yeah. All these losers. |
| 1:12.5 | Dude, what do you? |
| 1:13.5 | Losers? |
| 1:14.0 | Tim Conway and Donnots were awesome. |
| 1:16.8 | I did love Mr. Furley from, I'll give you that. |
| 1:19.0 | Yeah, what a weird thing though, right? |
| 1:21.1 | A wax museum, do they still have those? |
| 1:22.7 | Like, because I'm assuming that they were made by hand back 50 years ago. |
| 1:29.6 | And it was, it was like impressive. |
| 1:31.1 | It was like, here's a statue of somebody made by hand. |
| 1:34.2 | But now you can just like 3D print, you know, Colin Farrell or something. |
| 1:38.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:39.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:41.9 | It is weird. |
| 1:43.0 | It is a weird. |
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