Podcast #557: Pluribus, Satan, and Zionist Crusaders

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP with a discussion about how frustrating Jason finds the premise of the new show, Pluribus. We briefly discuss the bizarre (but frightening if true) allegation by Candace Owens that the French government has ordered her assassination, and then talk about whether the Epstein files will end up being a big nothing burger. We dig in to a breaking story about a Zionist pastor's valiant crusade for Israel (there's a huge wrinkle to this story by the way), and then play a couple voicemails about previous AI conversations. We conclude with "Pastor Jack's Off."

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up?
0:04.2	How's it going?
0:05.4	Good.
0:06.2	It's a, dude, the weather here has been like Seattle.
0:09.5	Really?
0:10.3	It's been rain.
0:12.1	Like, for the last week, I heard that Southern California was the wettest region in the entire country.
0:17.7	Wow.
0:18.4	We've got so much rain.
0:19.4	It hasn't been that cold.
0:20.3	It's been like, you know, 60.
0:37.1	Yeah. Right now it's probably like 65, but like cloudy and rainy and like my dad's like barely hanging on. He's like, what's weather going to be bad again today? And I look, check the app and I'm like, well, it's not going to rain today, but it's pretty cloudy. And he's like, so stupid.
0:38.4	I'm like, it's November.
0:37.5	I mean, what, app and I'm like, well, it's not going to rain today, but it's going to be cloudy. And he's like, so stupid. I'm like, it's November.
0:39.3	I mean, what is this is not, you're 84.
0:41.9	Is this the first time you've dealt with this? But here's what I learned about my dad. Like every day, the world starts afresh. When he wakes up in the morning, he's like a do-eyed, you know, newborn infant.
0:54.2	Yeah.
0:54.6	And doesn't anything that happened the day before, no memory of it. Nothing. It's just a reset. It's a complete, like, factory reset every morning. Oh, that's so funny. All right. Like, he'll ask me, like, hey, what are we, how are we going to handle this thing? I'm like, didn't we already do that? Like, didn't we just take care of that last week? I don't know. Yeah. So, yeah, it's been, weather's been bad. Pray for us. Yeah, yeah. I hope you guys survive the 60, 60, 65 degree weather. It is going to be, let me just drop in for a visual here to see where yeah it's going to be it's
1:29.1	going to be 73 and sunny on Wednesday you know until then I hope you can make it I hope you
1:34.8	can make it till then me too me too um dude so I saw a post you wrote I think on Facebook about that
1:43.3	show pluribus.
1:45.3	Oh, yeah.
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