Podcast #53: Give Peace a Chance, Man!

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2015

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, Jason and Christian begin by discussing whether they feel like they are aging too quickly (in one of their cases) or not quickly enough (in the case of the other). We then address why it is that Christian is "really open" about his personal life (at least about the things he didn't insist Jason delete from the final version of the show), while Jason seems to be less so. We then turn our attention to the issue of pacifism and whether religious people should be less warmonger-y than they tend to be in this country, after which we tackle the issue of why the youth in Asia are all killing themselves in Europe. Jason is biebered by the increasing obsolescence of the human brain, while Christian's bieber involves slowing down for cops.

Also, how stoked is that teenaged Albuquerque kid that Heisenberg totally nailed his mom?

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0:00.0	Are you nervous that there's a bowl of almonds sitting here? Yeah, as soon as you walked in with it, I was like, uh-oh, I had like Vietnam-style flashbacks. You said like, I had like Vietnam-style flashbacks. Dude, don't even start with me. No, these are not to throw. These are to eat. Okay. You have like a little mini bar here right now. Yeah, yeah. We're not going to take an intermission tonight. We're going to just refill our drinks as needed without the Monty Python music. Yeah, let's just like make our own drinks. You just said like. I know, but we're not throwing almonds at each other. True. Good thing for you. Yeah.
0:38.6	How's it going? It's going pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Tough day at work. Do you like my shot glasses?
0:46.9	Okay, we're going to avoid that. I do. I chose the breasts. Yeah, you gave me the butt. Yeah.
0:52.1	So my son, who's 18, went to Hawaii recently for his kind of a senior trip.
1:00.2	And he was in a gift shop and happened to walk past these shot glasses and he knows I like shot glasses.
1:06.0	And one shot glass is a girl's bottom.
1:10.2	I assume it's a girl's bottom. There's no bulge in the front. Well, yeah, it's clearly a bottom. And she's wearing a swimsuit. And it's all out of glass, but then there's like a painted on swimsuit. And then the other shot glass is a girl's breasts, with nipples and all, with the top.
1:28.3	At least what used to have a top on it.
1:29.8	What used to have a top.
1:31.0	This girl has gone wild.
1:32.5	He gave these to me and I thought, don't put these in the dishwasher, whatever you do.
1:37.0	But your thinking isn't all that clear after you use these shot glasses.
1:41.4	Yeah.
1:41.8	And I put them directly in the dishwasher.
1:43.9	And it made the girl go wild. And the, yeah, the, what was once a full bottom bathing suit is now G-string on mine. Yeah. Literally. Look. Yeah. It's a little bit of skew. Yeah, it is. And this, I see both nipples on these breasts. Well, yeah, she's just pulling it aside for the nipples a little bit. Yeah, yeah. So anyway, these are the shot glasses we're going to use tonight. Cool. Hey, did you hear about that guy that escaped from the Mexican high security, maximum security prison? Yeah. What's his name? Carofco. Guzman.
2:18.2	No.
2:18.7	Yeah.
2:19.5	It's something Guzman.
2:22.3	Oh, I was thinking of somebody else.
2:25.5	He's like the Pablo Escobar of Mexicans.
2:29.8	What?
2:30.7	Pablo Escobar was Colombian.
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