Podcast #52: Women's Sports and Marriage Equality
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2015
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors, Jason and Christian discuss such topics as: how many times a day a person should look in the mirror, the asymmetricality of Christian's face, what Jason would be willing to do for ten million dollars, and their waiter from the previous night who looks just like Ryan Gosling if Ryan Gosling wasn't paid to look like he was "Photoshopped." The DXPs then throw caution to the wind and jump right into women's sports and why they're not as popular as men's sports in general. If they left anyone unoffended by that conversation, they'll get to you in the next conversation about the Supreme Court's rulings on Obamacare and Marriage Equality. Jason is biebered by having to purchase more than one thing when he goes to the store and Christian is biebered by round toilets.
Also, if your significant other has a pimple, what is the proper etiquette? Do you ignore it or do you point at it and laugh?
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| 0:00.0 | So I was just in the middle of telling you that we're recording. |
| 0:04.7 | Don't worry about it. |
| 0:05.4 | I'm answering all of your questions that you're going to ask me. |
| 0:08.9 | And the recorder shut off. |
| 0:10.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.5 | Yeah, because you always mock me for making sure. |
| 0:14.6 | But then there have been times where we've been going for 20 minutes and you're like, |
| 0:17.6 | crap, I didn't hit record. |
| 0:19.4 | I don't know about 20. |
| 0:37.9 | Well. I think we missed 12 minutes one time. Dude, question. How 12 minutes of the best podcast ever recorded. Right. Yeah. Yeah, we should do a podcast commemorating that lost 12 minutes of gold. We can't tell you what it was. We can only tell you it was the best podcast ever recorded. Kind of like that, um, was it Tenacious D? Yeah. |
| 0:41.9 | That song about an ode to the greatest song ever written. Yeah. Like we wrote the greatest song ever, but we forgot it, but exactly. Dude, how, how much time would you say you spend a day |
| 0:49.5 | looking at yourself in a mirror? I thought you were going to say masturbating. No, we don't have time. |
| 0:54.4 | There's not enough time to quantify that. I plead the fifth on that question about masturbation. |
| 1:00.0 | I plead the fifth. Looking at myself in the mirror? God, as little time as possible. |
| 1:06.1 | Well, this occurred to me. What time is it right now? Seven o'clock at PM? |
| 1:09.9 | 7.14. You were so far off. Right. Well, I just occurred to me it's what time is it right now seven o'clock at p.m.? 7.14. Yeah. And I were so far off. Right. Well, I just occurred to me as I was going to the bathroom while you were changing the battery and the recorder that I looked at myself in the mirror. It wasn't the battery. The SD card was full. Okay. I looked at myself in the mirror after going peepie, and I realized that it's been a couple |
| 1:29.0 | days since I've even done that. |
| 1:30.3 | Really? |
| 1:30.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.7 | I just like... |
| 1:32.2 | Don't you get nervous? |
| 1:32.9 | Do you have something growing on your face? |
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