Podcast #486: Fireworks, Pastors, and the Presidential Debate
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode with sharing some tech woes, as well as another horrifying poop-tale from Christian. We discuss the issue of Fourth of July fireworks and pets/vets, and then hear about the recent pastors conference that Jason snuck into. We talk about the presidential debate and its possible implications, and then share biebers involving pronunciation and bottlecaps.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not going to I was reading an article the day that was saying like or watching a |
| 0:08.6 | TikTok where this guy was talking about depressed people is like the worst thing you can do is say |
| 0:11.9 | how are you doing and so I'm not going to ask you how things are going yeah I'm ready to put |
| 0:18.0 | I'm ready to stick this pen in just into my eye. Yeah. Please don't. Well, at least I can hear you now. At least you don't sound garbled anymore. Yeah. Yeah, Jason did an internet speed test a minute ago and his download speed was four and his upload was 0.07. Yeah, and I'm hardwired. I'm hardwired to Ethernet. |
| 0:37.9 | Right. |
| 0:39.0 | It's just like, I don't ask, like, I don't even come up with these ideas. |
| 0:43.6 | Like other people come up with ideas like the internet or Google Maps or iPhones. |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.3 | I didn't come up with it. |
| 0:51.1 | I didn't even ask for it. |
| 0:52.0 | But once it's there and I give you a bunch of money, I want it to work. |
| 0:55.4 | Right. |
| 0:56.1 | All I want is it to work. |
| 0:56.9 | I don't want it. |
| 0:57.5 | I don't care. |
| 0:58.2 | It's like I don't, I don't care about the next innovation. I just want the thing I have to just do the thing I want. You know? And it's too much to ask. It's too much to ask. |
| 1:07.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.6 | So anyway. |
| 1:11.4 | So I have a technology update because the last time we were It's too much to ask. Yeah. So anyway. |
| 1:17.0 | So I have a technology update because the last time we recorded, I spilled a half a shot of screwball on my Apple MacBook keyboard. |
| 1:21.1 | Remember? |
| 1:22.1 | Yeah, I remember that. |
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