Dude, I just fucked out my laptop so good.

I was going to say, out of all the ways for a laptop to die, that's a good death right

there.

Like if you're, you know what I mean?

Like, that's a death.

You can like die well, as William Wallace said.

Death by die.

Death by drowning in screwball.

In peanut butter whiskey.

Yeah, I just had a little shot of screwball in front of my relatively new, like it's the brand

new model of it, MacBook Pro.

And I got up to turn off the heater and I knocked it with my elbow.

And it just went perfectly all over the entire keyboard and mouse trackpad.

And, you know, I ran upstairs and got a sponge and some paper towels, but this thing is never,

ever, ever going to be the same.

But I did fortunately pay extra for the accidental damage and protection, you know.

So, but it's like, it sucks because this is the laptop I'm taking with me to Italy in three days. It's going to be everything I was going to do with work and everything. It's like my machine for going there. I don't know if it's going to be able to work. It's all, even though I've, like, used a sponge and paper towels, it's all sticky all over. The keys are going to be all sticky.

The screwball got all in, the keys and everything.

Like, it's basically like, you know, a lesser version of honey.

I might as well just spilled honey all over it, you know.

Like this stuff's super sticky.

Fuck.

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