Podcast #460: Noah's Ark, Jared Kushner, and Polite Society
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 13 November 2023
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the (rather dubious) discovery of Noah's Ark atop Mount Ararat and what, if anything, that would mean for people's position regarding the Old Testament. We discover that Jared Kushner isn't nearly as much of a moron as we assumed he was, and then delve into the issue of how to live as polite members of an impolite society. "Pastor Jack's Off" returns, and biebers involve bathroom doors and Facebook notifications.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, I have a question for you. |
| 0:05.0 | All right. |
| 0:05.7 | And I'm not asking you what the first one in history is. |
| 0:09.3 | I'm just asking you what you remember. |
| 0:10.7 | What's the first movie you remember that didn't have credits at the beginning? |
| 0:16.2 | Braveheart. |
| 0:17.6 | Yeah, me too. |
| 0:19.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:20.6 | Yeah, just like it has that like Scottish Highlands aerial pick |
| 0:24.7 | shot or whatever and it just goes Braveheart. Yeah, it shows the little icon productions thing and |
| 0:29.8 | then like there's a lightning strike and then it just goes right into the movie. Yeah. And then it says |
| 0:35.3 | like Scotland 1290 AD or whatever. Yeah. It's so good. I watched it with my, I showed it to Maddoch and Fiona. They had never seen it. Yeah. So, but they loved it. Yeah. Sky and I watched it recently. She had never seen it. That's so good. Yeah, it's so good. It holds up really well too, I think. Anyway. Yeah. Except for Mel Gibson. He's kind of back now, though. Isn't he kind of forgiven? |
| 0:56.9 | Didn't he pay his, do his absolution or his penance or whatever? |
| 1:02.2 | Yeah. I mean, every role he gets is the same, though. It's like a contentacrous, like grumpy |
| 1:09.4 | killing. Auxie killing person, you know., old anti-Semite. |
| 1:12.3 | Killing person, you know. No, he was in that movie. Wasn't in some movie with like he was a stepdad. It was like him and some other dude were like stepdads of a couple. Yeah. Like a Meet the Parents type of thing, but it was not meet the parents. Isn't it called stepdads or something? I don't know. but yeah, that was like he was sort of like a lighthearted kind of comedy. |
| 1:29.9 | Yeah, but the character he plays in it, though, is this really gruff asshole. |
| 1:34.9 | Well, I'm watching The Wire again, and the actor who plays Bill Rawls is a total asshole. |
| 1:43.8 | Lieutenant Rawls? |
| 1:44.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:45.9 | But he, we eventually becomes deputy ops, you know, and commissioner. |
| 1:50.2 | But he, I, like, he's like one of those guys. |
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