Podcast #459: Speakeasies, Nepo Babies, and Dead Friends
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 6 November 2023
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss the status of the Daylight Preservation Act and the joy of colonoscopies, and then hear about some of Nashville's coolest speakeasies. We discover to our surprise that Jared Kushner isn't a babbling idiot, and then lament the death of Matthew Perry so soon after that of his brother, Luke Perry. Biebers involve Twitter, X, and vague assembly instructions.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, I was starting to think that the Lord didn't want us to record tonight. |
| 0:05.0 | The Lord, maybe had other plans for us. |
| 0:06.5 | Yeah, the Lord is hard to figure out sometimes. |
| 0:09.2 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:11.1 | Like, he clearly doesn't care about Jews or Palestinians because they're all getting killed. |
| 0:16.4 | Right. |
| 0:16.9 | But, you know, the Lakers might win tonight, and so the Lord, maybe he's focusing on that. Are the Lakers playing the night? Yeah, they're playing the Clippers. Is this their third or fourth game? Fifth. Fifth? I think it's their fifth. Wow. Yeah, they're two and two. Two and two? So they're not like killing it or anything no they're not they're not killing it or |
| 0:39.3 | anything yeah lebron's getting pretty old right i mean by old i mean i would love to be as young |
| 0:45.7 | with him but like i i feel like i heard some high headline that someone something on lines of |
| 0:51.0 | lebron needs to like make room for other people or something i don't know know. No, that's not true at all. No? I mean, he is old. He's the oldest player in the NBA, but he's also the best player on the Lakers. Okay. And his numbers, dude, it's crazy. You compare his numbers the last couple seasons to his first couple seasons. They're identical. Oh, really? Yeah, same number of minutes, |
| 1:11.9 | same point, same rebound, same assists. Like, he hasn't, like, he's not as explosive as he was |
| 1:19.0 | when he was, you know, 20, but he's like just as good and his numbers and his, everything's just |
| 1:24.6 | as good. It's just, they just haven't figured out how to play together yet, |
| 1:27.7 | but it's early in the season. It's kind of like me. Like a couple years ago, I could walk like three |
| 1:32.7 | miles. Yeah. And now I can walk from my bedroom to the kitchen. Yeah, a couple years ago, |
| 1:38.5 | you could walk three miles. One year ago, you could walk like 300 steps. Right. Now you can walk 30 steps. Yeah. Dude, when are you getting |
| 1:48.5 | your new hips? January 9th. Dude, imagine how good you'll be at dancing once you get new hips. |
| 1:53.9 | It's all about the hips, baby. Yeah. Well, I was talking to my older brother yesterday and he, |
| 1:58.2 | he's had both hips, both of his hips replaced a few years |
| 2:04.2 | back he had his left one done and then four months later he had his right one done i'm kind of hoping |
| 2:07.6 | they'll do the same type of thing for me but he just said it's one of those things that afterwards you're |
| 2:12.4 | like why why did i wait so long like he said he said i had a little bit of post-surgery pain that was just from like the incision and stuff. |
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