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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #447: Nepotism, Psilocybin, and Small Towns

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP with yet another tale of a nepo-baby, and this one is a serious deep cut. Jason shares his plans for his next "journey," and we debate how much pain we'd endure for how much gain. We discuss Jason Aldean's lynchin' song, and we revisit the issue of unions and scabs. We talk about NPCs and then share biebers involving interest rates and TikToks.

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0:00.0

Dude, look how much this glass is full of whiskey now.

0:03.5

That's a lot.

0:04.0

I haven't added any ginger beer to it yet. Yeah, mine's really strong. It's stronger than I thought it was going to be. How is rum with the ginger beer? Is it okay? Rum with anything is great. Okay. How's it going? Good. Are we on? Yeah, we're on. Okay, I'm just getting my, I'm writing myself a note about my Bieber. Yeah, which I just brought up for you somehow. Yeah, this is, this will work. Okay, cool. Yeah, I'm good. How are you? We're so prepared. Totally. Yeah. I'm good. Spent the afternoon golfing home, and then you got here like two minutes later.

0:39.4

So, hopefully this turns out all right.

0:42.1

Must be nice to just be able to golf all afternoon. I spent my afternoon taking a nice walk and thinking and then reading and having a cigar and then reading some more and then doing some more thinking.

0:50.9

That sounds pretty good. So I was doing work. I almost invited you to golf today, but I figured you wouldn't want to. I'll believe that. I'll believe that when I hear it. Do you want me to invite you next time? Not anymore. The last time I wanted you to invite me was today, but now I don't want you to invite you to invite you. Well, no, it would be nice to be invited, but you're right, I would probably not,

1:11.4

just because I'm not good enough and I don't want to, like, be all stressed out when there

1:15.3

when there's like people waiting.

1:16.4

No, like, we needed a fourth person today.

1:17.8

And I thought, like, oh, I want to invite Jason, but I'm like, he won't go.

1:21.4

But if I have, if I have notice.

1:24.0

Yeah.

1:24.3

Probably. notice. Yeah, probably. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna golf next week on Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday around three o'clock.

1:32.2

With whom?

1:33.4

Well, so far it's just me. I try to get Zeke to come, but Scotty probably want to come.

1:38.8

He liked golfing today. Scotty's Steph's brother.

1:41.3

Are they all good though? Zeek's good.

1:43.3

Zeke's good, yeah. Although, as I'll probably remind him for the rest of my life, I beat him on the back nine last week. But Scotty is about like me. Okay. Yeah. So, I mean, he's decent. He's golfed quite a bit. What's the cost to play 18 holes? It's like 35 bucks, something like that. That's not bad. No, it's Twilight, so it's cheaper. Oh. Yeah. Dude, okay, back to Bill Withers. We were talking about Bill Withers before this. And here's, I only know Bill Withers because, of course, the song ain't no sunshine, but I don't know it from Bill Withers. I know it because Sting used to cover it live in the 90s, late 80s, 90s. And so I'd never even heard the song. Well, I mean, I know the song, this is embarrassing. I know the song mostly from Notting Hill. Oh, yeah, Notting Hill. Also, Notting Hill. Yeah. So I, like, whenever I hear the Bill Wither song, it's like so many other things. Yeah. Well, the other day I was listening to social distortion and they played, um, I fought the law. Yeah, and the law one. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, it's, I didn't know who's saying this. I thought it might be social distortion. I'm like, Cool. And then like three songs later, The Clash. I fought the law and the law. Like that's who I thought it. I thought it might be social distortion. I'm like cool. And then like three songs later, the clash. I fought the law and the law. I thought it was earlier than social distortion. I thought it was like late 70s. Who sings take away my ball and chain? That song. Social distortions. Okay. Does it. Yeah. But their song, isn't it? I don't know because I get that one confused with Ring of Fire, which they do, which is Johnny Cash. Which is Johnny Cash, yeah. But most, most. That one's, Ring of Fire is Joaquin Phoenix, I believe. Oh, yeah, yeah, Johnny Cash as Joaquin Phoenix. Just like Johnny Cash is that song, Hurt. He does that song Hurt. Of course. Yeah. And Love is Blindness. Does he? Did Johnny Cash do love is Was it? Well, was it Stone Temple Pilots? Who covered Love is blindness?

3:25.1

Oh. Somebody did a Jack Wyatt or somebody. It was, yeah, it was for the, um, uh, the, the, what's his name, the guy who has the parties, uh, Puff Daddy? No, no, no, no. You're about these parties? The song, the F Scott Fitzgerald, the Great Gatsby. Oh. It was in the trailer for the Great Gatsby.

3:43.3

Oh, yeah.

3:43.9

I remember watching the trailer Daddy? No, no, no. Do you hear about these parties? The song, Scott Fitzgerald, the Great Gatsby.

3:41.1

Oh.

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