What's up?

You know, my girlfriend called me a pedophile today.

Oh, dang.

I know.

I just said, like, hey, that's a big word for a 12-year-old.

Oh, my God.

Dude, there's these guys.

I'm only laughing because I was prepared not to laugh.

Those guys that you've seen probably on YouTube, Australian guys who like, the whole joke is they hit food out of each other's hands. Yeah. So they have... It's just something you and your brother did grow up. Oh, we've been doing this since the 90s. Yeah. But like, um, they have a new thing where... How much in like that's a lot dude we're gonna be

we already had two margaritas you have a lot in yours too i know oh shit it's gonna be lit um

they have a new thing where one of them will take a drink of water and hold the water in their

mouth while the other one tells a joke yeah that was one of the jokes oh dude how do you not

some of the sometimes they hold it in.

I wouldn't laugh.

But how does a normal person not spit water out of their mouth when they hear that joke? One of the jokes they told it was like, hey, how come Helen Keller was so bad at driving? Why? Because she's a woman. And if they can keep. laughing about how wrong that joke is how that's exactly what we're all laughing yes every time

i laugh at something it's it's for the right reason trust me I'm laughing about how wrong that joke is how that's exactly what we're all laughing

yes every time I laugh at something it's it's for the right reason trust me oh dude

how's it going I've been sick so people are going to hear that from me I'm doing great oh good

did you see the meme earlier today that said study finds that 100% of men would eat fruit given to them by naked woman? Yeah, it was from the onion. Was it? Yeah. A naked woman gives you any kind of fruit. He's going to eat it. Yeah. It's the woman's fault. I mean, a naked woman gave me a piece of fruit. What was it? I'm going to throw it on the ground.

What are going to do somehow like lessen my like a chance of having sex here? If I want to get laid that night, I'm going to eat the fruit.

Yeah, I don't care what it is.

Jackfruit, never heard of it.

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