Podcast #438: Air, Pornhub, and the Resurrection
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2023
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of DXP we talk about seeing the new film, Air, produced by and starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. We briefly discuss How to Blow Up a Pipeline and The Artifice Girl, and then turn our attention to the difficulty Mormons must have jacking off. We hear from a Scotsman with questions about Easter and U2, and then one of our favorite callers issues a warning about AI. Biebers involve TikTok and unintended puns.
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| 0:00.0 | what up dude speaking of taco trucks yeah i kind of feel like going to masa after this |
| 0:05.6 | i feel like some tacos just slurping on some tacos you know what i'm saying yeah |
| 0:10.4 | num num num num num num num num num num num num num num num i wanted to go there with you monday night but you had kids ah |
| 0:17.3 | i'll go another night yeah um i think like because i got time Well, Jackie was in and like, I think Brian was going to go over there. And they were like saying, oh, come over on Monday. And I said I might grab you and go over there. But that's why I asked you on Monday if you had the kids that night or whatever. Dude, we went and saw a movie last night, me and you. When is the last time we went and saw a movie? Like in the theater? It wasn't I, Tanya. Was that the movie called? About Tanya Hardy? Yeah. I don't know. I know we saw the last, I don't, I mean, I don't really go to movies anymore. I saw, last thing I saw before this, we saw air. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.8 | And that was only because we got the hookup. |
| 0:59.6 | Yeah, somebody offered you free tickets. |
| 1:03.6 | I saw The Batman with Maddock. |
| 1:05.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.6 | But when was the last time you saw a movie with me? |
| 1:09.8 | Like, because we used, that was our thing. Like, we used to go the movies constantly. We'd go in Hungary and see three movies in a row. Yeah. Yeah. The juror, copycat... The rural juror. And 12 monkeys. That's what we saw one night, one time. I don't know the last one. I mean, I know we saw, we saw straight out of Compton together. |
| 1:29.8 | That's right. |
| 1:30.3 | Those nights were amazing, by the way, in Hungary. Oh, those are fun. When we go see three movies and I'd be like, oh, it looks like you missed your train, missed your train back to your town. I guess you got to stay in Budapest with me. Almost got divorced for missing that train. |
| 1:42.7 | I try. |
| 1:43.4 | I was trying. |
| 1:43.9 | I should have. |
| 1:44.6 | She wasn't pregnant yet, so I wouldn't have been killing any of my kids today. in Budapest with me. Almost got divorced for missing that train. I try. I was trying. I should have. |
| 1:44.6 | She wasn't pregnant yet, so I wouldn't have been killing any of my kids to get divorced at that point. Can you imagine how amazing it would be if none of your kids had been born? I think about it all the time. Oh, my God. I'm golfing with Zika on Friday, which is pretty cool. I took Friday off Moss Adams because I hit my PTO limit there. |
| 2:04.4 | And if I don't take days, I don't accrue. Right. Right. So I get about, I get eight and a half |
| 2:09.1 | hours of PTO accrued each check, which I get two checks a month. So at this point, since I'm at- |
| 2:16.4 | So you can take a day off every two weeks? |
| 2:17.9 | I am right now taking a day off every two weeks. Can you just let it all accrue and then just take like four months off? But I mean, no, because when you hit 200 hours, it stops accruing. Oh. So... That's five weeks, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I have five weeks of PTO I could take right now. |
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