Podcast #437: Poets, Jury Duty, and Satan is Stupid
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2023
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we discuss amazing lyricists who can't sing very well. We then shoot the shit about a bunch of stuff that we can't remember because we recorded this a whole two days ago. Christian updates us about a new show, "Jury Duty," and then we hear Jack Hibbs stammer like an idiot in "Pastor Jack's Off" (apparently his end-times views are too complex even for Satan to grasp). Biebers involve Spotify and indoor climate changes.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? |
| 0:02.0 | Hey. |
| 0:02.9 | Dude, as far as I'm concerned, today is the first day of spring. |
| 0:06.1 | Because... |
| 0:06.7 | What kind of feels like it. |
| 0:07.4 | Today is the first day where I turned my mini splits, my, like, heating thing, off and turned on air conditioning. |
| 0:16.4 | Because it was getting hot in my house. |
| 0:18.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | So, um... My apartment's getting hot and it house. Yeah. So, um, |
| 0:23.0 | my apartment's getting hot and it's, |
| 0:39.7 | it's going to get hotter. Well, you're on what the fifth floor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's no AC. Uh-uh. Yeah. And I'm west facing, so I get the afternoon sun. Yeah, because Chloe, which I like, Because Chloe's on the second floor of my house, and her room is up to like 85 degrees when it's hot out. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:54.3 | Of course, this house was built in 1910 and everything they, every wall they open or go into it. They're like, this was not done right. It wasn't done right. It was just done the only way they know how to do it in 1910. Yeah, it's like insulated with just trap souls. Right. It's all they had. Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:01.2 | There was, there was no, there's no insulation in the exterior wall of my bathroom because |
| 1:09.1 | they're remodeling it right now. Yeah. And so they pulled out, they pulled out the interior wall part of it. |
| 1:13.7 | And you expect to find insulation all in there. |
| 1:15.6 | And there's none, which makes sense because it didn't matter if I kept the heater on full blast all winter. |
| 1:22.3 | The bathroom would still be freezing cold. |
| 1:25.4 | They were just so stupid in the past. |
| 1:27.8 | Like they're just such dumb shits. |
| 1:29.8 | Like just, why don't you just, why didn't you just make insulation so that you're not freezing? |
| 1:33.3 | Aren't you tired of being cold all the time? |
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