Podcast #429: Movies, Jesus Ads, and Chinese Balloons
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 20 February 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode with a discussion of such classics as The Fabelmans, E.T., and Catch Me If You Can (we also discuss whether Steven Spielberg is actually a good director). We talk about the "He Gets Us" Superbowl ad campaign, and then hear from a listener about the issue of atheism. "Pastor Jack's Off" with Jack Hibbs returns, and we share biebers involving annoying questions and micro expressions.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? |
| 0:01.0 | Hey. |
| 0:02.0 | Dude, did not plan to be recording right now. No, it's like a miracle that we're even going to have a podcast this week. Yeah, just so people understand that when we don't put one out, it's like there was absolutely no time to do it unless we did it at like 11 o'clock at night and didn't sleep that night or whatever. Yeah, because yesterday I wrote you, I'm like, what time? Yeah. I never schedule you Tuesdays, and I'm off to usually my day off. |
| 0:24.4 | Yeah. Because I never schedule you Tuesdays and I'm off just usually my day off. Yeah. And so I'm like, what time? And you're like, what time? Yeah, because I'm like, I'm like in the middle of making dinner to take over to Skies for Valentine's Day. Yeah. So I'm like, oh shit. Well, it's like, it's like and Big Lebowski when the landlord knocks on his door. Yeah. And he's like, tomorrow's already the 10th. And the dude's like, far out. And he's like, oh. And he's like, just slipped the right under my door. Right. Yeah, and so I'm like, oh, okay. Well, I'm pretty sure that was our only window. |
| 0:54.5 | Yeah, and then today we kind of tried to line up our schedules and figure it out. And there was no way to do it because we were thinking I could do it just before I go to the restaurant tonight. Because you had a little bit of overlapping time, except I'm supposed to be working for Moss Adams right then. but I had a happy hour meeting that was canceled to the last |
| 1:12.8 | minute because I told you I can't, we can't do it. And I'm like, you know what, I can take an hour |
| 1:16.4 | then and, uh, we better make it count. Yeah, yeah. So don't say anything unless it's just like |
| 1:22.5 | incredible. Okay. I mean, that's how I speak normally anyway. I feel like we need to edit everything we've set out and start again. Yeah. What is the, what is, is it Ferris Bueller where he says everything I say is by definition of promise? I don't think so. I think it's Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Really? I thought so. I don't know. Matthew Broderick says it? Yeah. I don't know. |
| 1:44.7 | There's some movie. |
| 1:46.0 | I wish I can remember what it was. It was probably Biloxi Blues. Well, it's not necessarily Matthew Broderick. Oh, okay. I'm trying to think of the most obscure Matthew Broderick movies. Lady Hawk. Oh, yeah. That was a pretty good one. I think it played a character named a mouse or something. |
| 2:00.5 | Did you ever see it? |
| 2:02.5 | It had like modern music. |
| 2:03.7 | Did it have tits in it? No. Or is that Lady Bird or Lady Hawk, Lady Bird, Lady... There's some movie where... Lady Bird is the one with Sorsher Ronan. The one where she says that it's soul crushing living in Sacramento. It's the Midwest of California. I did see that. There's some other lady movie where it just showed some chick's tits. This is the whole time? No. I mean, I know where these movies can be found. But it was... No, it's amazing. I haven't seen tits since. I've been trying to find it and I can't find it. I'm going to check the internet maybe. |
| 2:34.4 | Right. |
| 2:34.6 | They might have some tits on there. |
| 2:35.8 | Yeah. |
| 2:36.5 | So how are you doing this week? |
| 2:37.5 | Doing all right? |
| 2:49.6 | Yeah. Oh, I came up with a new idea for a superhero. Okay. Yeah. So here's his whole stick. It's really cool. It's kind of different, kind of unique. Not this typical thing, but still pretty heroic. |
| 2:56.0 | So what he does is he just runs bad drivers off the road and then beats them to death and leaves their bodies to die their corpses on the side of the road. |
| 3:00.2 | And his name's like Kyle. |
| 3:02.6 | I think you and I have taken different paths this week because I watched a TikTok where this guy was talking |
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