Podcast #417: Politicians, Theocracy, and Parenthood

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7 • 565 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of Drunk EX-Pastors discussing Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon. We then turn our attention to Herschel Walker, who's some ex-sportsball who wants to be a politician. We talk about a recent poll's findings on the supposed decline of Christianity among Americans, as well as the idea of America as a theocracy. After talking briefly about parenthood, we share biebers involving special effects and Microsoft Word.

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:01.1	How's it going?
0:02.2	Good.
0:02.6	I put the toilet seat down.
0:05.3	You have a toilet seat. I have a lid. You have a lid. The lid. Not the seat. Sorry, the lid. Yeah. Because we discussed toilet etiquette last week. Yeah. And people had some feelings about it. Of course, it's the most banal. It's the topic. It was just like, it's almost supposed to be just filler.
0:22.3	Yeah.
0:23.1	That's what people gravitated. banal it's the topic it's just like it's almost supposed to be just filler yeah but
0:22.7	that's what people gravitated but there's like four posts about it in the patients group
0:27.3	yeah yeah um but today i was like um yeah because remember i think last week i said i don't even
0:34.1	know if my toilet has a lid yeah and it does yeah does. Yeah. And then so I put it down today.
0:38.3	I'm like, it's kind of nice, you know?
0:39.7	Yeah.
0:40.0	It looks nicer.
0:40.7	No one wants to look into a toilet bowl. Yeah. Because even if it's, even if the toilet bowl is technically clean, there's still like those water streak marks from the right underneath the lip. Right. you know where the water comes out and it leaves a mark
0:52.3	and you got to clean it with a brush. It's not like
0:54.0	it's not human waste or anything. It's just
0:56.2	dirty. Yeah. But You know, where the water comes out and it leaves a mark and you got to clean it with a brush. It's not like, it's not human waste or anything.
0:55.9	It's just dirty. Yeah. But here's my problem, though. You're the type of person who leaves the seat up all the time, though, when you're alone, when you live alone. Or that's been your like theory. Well, I've never. You've always told me, like, just leave the seat up. Well, yeah, I mean, I, since I moved into this apartment, I've been leaving the the seat up well yeah i mean i since i moved into this apartment i've been leaving
1:13.4	the whole seat up but one of the reasons i but i didn't do that um when i was living in north bend
1:18.9	even though i was pretty much the only person who used that downstairs toilet yeah but i always
1:23.7	put the toilet seat down yeah because i know sometimes you know janey would use it yeah the issue now though is the toilet you can't just put the toilet seat down. Yeah. Because I know sometimes, you know, Janie would use it. Yeah.
1:29.7	The issue now, though, is the toilet.
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