Podcast #416: Toilet Seats, Religious Texts, and Marriage
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 31 October 2022
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of DXP with a voicemail discussing proper toilet seat etiquette. We then hear from an expert in the field of death and dismemberment about how much we should charge to cut off a pinky. We discuss (and disagree over) Ricky Gervais's thoughts about science versus religion, and then hear from a listener about whether marriage strengthens romantic commitments. Biebers involve Spotify and traffic signals.
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| 0:00.0 | what up oh you know yeah yeah so you got your love and tito's shirt on there i do someone gave it to me |
| 0:10.1 | oh yeah i don't know who though nice yeah um i was a the place i was staying at in austin in march |
| 0:17.5 | was right across from like a love and tito's store i didn't even know that love and Tito's was a brand. Yeah. I just did that. Well, I think it's a Tito's, obviously, Tito's branded store where they sell Tito's related stuff. Right. But I was saying in Austin, which is where Tito's is from. So, you know, they had a whole big store there. Right. Their version of an Apple store or whatever, I guess, for Tito's vodka. You know those Harley-Davidson stores? Are those stores or motorcycle dealerships? |
| 0:41.2 | I think they're dealerships. Really? Aren't they? I don't know. Tito's seems to, I always thought it was a pretty good vodka, but it seems to have kind of a stigma attached to it now, from what I can tell. I didn't know that. |
| 0:54.3 | People ask for Tito's and soda all the time. |
| 0:56.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.8 | As a bartender. |
| 0:57.9 | I ask for it all the time. |
| 0:59.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:59.4 | But yeah, I keep seeing like memes or, you know how people will post stuff in the |
| 1:05.9 | Clause staff about people who come in, the restaurants and stuff. |
| 1:09.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.2 | You know? |
| 1:16.0 | And Titos and vodka is always something that makes like a bartender roll their eyes. |
| 1:16.7 | Huh. |
| 1:17.7 | Well, I'm not sure why. |
| 1:20.0 | Because I thought it was a decent vodka, but I don't know. |
| 1:22.6 | Yeah, I don't know. |
| 1:25.4 | I thought you might know, you know. |
| 1:26.7 | Life sucks, man. |
| 1:30.3 | That's the worst. |
| 1:32.4 | Are you ready for it to be over? |
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