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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #412: Time, Abortion, and the Looming Civil War

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2022

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

In this episode Jason is derided (again) for thinking he can run for five miles. We turn our attention once again to the book "4000 Weeks," discussing the issue of cherishing the time we have on this earth and seeking novel experiences that slow time down. A caller brings up abortion, which leads into a discussion about a possibly looming civil war. Biebers involve dishonest memes and martial arts.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, how's it going?

0:03.7

Good.

0:05.3

Yeah.

0:05.9

Yeah, how are you?

0:07.4

Yeah, pretty good overall.

0:09.8

Other than not being able to get a doctor's appointment.

0:12.9

Yeah, we're just talking about how in five years you're going to be riding around one of those scooters.

0:16.8

Yeah, we're talking about our, our, uh, soreness.

0:20.5

Loathing for people, for like old, overweight people who ride scooters around.

0:26.9

And then I'm... But then now that I'm getting older, I'm learning, I'm thinking that maybe it's not so much of their fault.

0:34.0

Maybe they age against their will.

0:37.4

Right. Maybe time marches on without their will. Right.

0:38.0

Maybe time marches on without their permission.

0:40.8

Well, I was just thinking about how, like, if you lose the use of your legs, it makes

0:45.8

a difficult to exercise, in which case you gain weight, which makes it harder for your

0:50.5

body to work correctly, and you end up on a scooter.

0:53.9

Yeah, it's like um there's a lot of

0:57.6

bleed over between like obesity and and you know actually being handicapped in some way because

1:04.9

sometimes i would look at those people i'd be like they don't make that those are for handicapped people

1:10.1

not fat people right um but it's like well

1:12.9

but you're all i mean if you're if you're if you're if you got something wrong with you and you

1:16.8

have bad joints whether you're fat or not you're probably going to get gain a lot of weight because

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