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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #411: Italy, Greece, and a Bunch of Old Crap

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode of DXP with a voicemail addressing Jason's (clearly unthought-out) claim to be able to run five miles. We then hear from Christian about his recent trip to Italy and Greece: Religious relics, victims in Pompeii, old-timey sex positions, Roman fashion, and the incredible architecture of the Pantheon and Sistine Chapel. Biebers involve pushy women and people-mover etiquette.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up?

0:02.1

Welcome back.

0:03.2

Thanks, dude.

0:03.9

It's been a minute.

0:04.7

I forget how to do this. What do we do? It's been a while since we've done one of these. Yeah. It's been like three weeks. Yeah. Crazy. Yeah. You were gone for a long time. Yeah. It was a, um, we'll get to the trip, but it was like, I was gone for 18 days total, I think, which was a great time, like a great amount of time to be gone for.

0:24.2

Like I... trip, but it was like, I was gone for 18 days total, I think, which was a great time,

0:21.7

like a great amount of time to be gone for. Like I, I, at the end, I was sad to leave,

0:28.1

but also glad to be coming back, you know? I don't think I ever wanted to come back.

0:33.3

All the trips that we've done together. Yeah. Or the trips I've done, you know. Yeah.

0:56.4

I don't think I ever wanted to come back. Yeah. Do you think you would have with the right amount of time? Because those trips were 10 days. Yeah. We were longer when Janie and the girls and I went to Europe. That was longer. But I think mainly when, like when we did our trips, part of it was probably, it wasn't long enough for me.

0:56.7

Yeah.

1:02.2

But also I was going back to like a marriage that I, you know, wasn't really feeling.

1:03.2

So. Yeah.

1:05.1

No, it was.

1:07.1

We were also very active for the whole trip.

1:07.5

Yeah.

1:13.1

Like I think we had two down days where we didn't do anything and those were on the cruise.

1:13.7

Right.

1:20.5

Like every other day of the trip was packed with us doing stuff, which is cool.

1:21.1

I liked it.

1:22.8

I feel like I saw so much.

1:24.8

Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that. Like, I know that, like, I remember when my old wife and I went on our honeymoon in Spain, she was like, we're going to get a car, we're going to drive up and down, we're going to see all the sights. Yeah. I remember thinking myself, like, we're not doing any of that. We're just kind of, like, chill in this area by the beach. We're on the Costa del Sol, you know? Yeah. And we're just going to like find cool stuff. Yeah. Right within walking distance of our, of our hotel. Yeah. And just like live in Spain for a couple weeks or whatever. Rather than like we're going to go on a guided tour, then we're going to go on a bus and get off and... We'll get you in a minute.

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