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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #392: The Rapture, the Egg Theory, and Valid Opinions

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.7565 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

We begin this episode with a voicemail from an old friend asking about the long-term effects of believing that Jesus could return at any moment. We discuss the movie about Calvary Chapel that is currently under production, and then hear from another listener asking about whether one needs to be a part of a particular demographic in order to have a valid opinion about them. We introduce the so-called Egg Theory, and then share biebers involving deadlines and TikTok.   

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0:00.0

All right, we're on.

0:02.8

So,

0:03.8

do you have allergies or something?

0:05.5

Um,

0:05.9

I don't think I have allergies.

0:07.4

It's been a bit congested.

0:09.3

I thought I had COVID because that is sore throat.

0:12.1

Oh yeah?

0:12.5

And then you're like,

0:13.0

I know what I'll do.

0:13.5

I'll go to Christians and sit in a room with no air circulation for two hours with him.

0:18.2

Yep.

0:18.9

Cool.

0:19.5

Surprise.

0:20.4

We can't get COVID though, me and you. What do you mean? I mean, we can't. Like, we're just too good. I mean, we haven't. And so I assume by this point we can't because we're working in a bar slash restaurant around people all the time. I know. Not wearing masks. And neither one of us have gotten it. And I'm functionally unvaccinated because I never got the booster.

0:40.8

So I got, I got my two funky cold modernas like in February and March of last year.

0:48.1

Yeah.

0:48.5

So over a year.

0:49.9

And so I'm functionally unvaccinated.

0:51.8

But it's so weird, isn't it?

0:53.0

That like now that we've, now that we've just pivoted in the, in the kind of media culture, it's like, it's as if COVID never happened. Oh, really? I see articles about it all the time. I don't see anything. I don't hear anything about it. There's nothing that you go on the news. Well, I see, I read the mainstream news.

1:12.2

You don't.

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