Podcast #391: Human Cyborgs, Tax Proposals, and the Slap
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 565 Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 104 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode discussing the idea that "ignorance is bliss," and then turn our attention to the various attempts of Big Tech to turn us all into human cyborgs (or is it just rich people who get this?). After talking briefly about Biden's new tax proposal we break down "the slap heard 'round the world." Biebers involve Hulu accounts and limiting discourse.
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| 0:00.0 | Testing. |
| 0:01.5 | Hello, hello. |
| 0:02.7 | Hello. There we go. How's it going? Dude, I'm so tired. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, it's 11.30 in the morning. Yeah, and I woke up at like 6.45. And I just couldn't. I just tossed and turned until like 8. That's me every day now. Because you went to bed at like 3 a.m. Yeah. Because there was a text from you around then since I'm going to bed. Yeah, I got home because last time we went and saw Porckel the Man and Alt J. Yeah. And I got home, watched a little exterminate all the brutes with Janie. Yeah. And then... |
| 0:37.7 | I'm hoping you watched a halt and catch fire. No, I did not. I watched two episodes of Watch the Sound. Oh, yeah. And then I watched a Chappelle special. Yeah. And I think I fell asleep. I fell asleep during one of the Watch the Sounds, but I woke up and I started the next one. Okay. And then it was like, I didn't fall asleep on the couch. |
| 0:56.9 | It was just like, okay, well, it's time for bed. I fell asleep during one of the watch the sounds, but I woke up and I started the next one. Okay. |
| 1:14.1 | And then it was like, I didn't fall asleep on the couch. It was just like, okay, well, it's time for bed. And it's like I slept for three hours and 45 minutes. So why do you think you're waking up so early in the morning? I don't know. Sometimes I have to pee. Sometimes I don't. But if I wake up and have to pee, it's just like I can't just go back to sleep when it's like light outside. |
| 1:16.1 | Yeah. I don't know. Sometimes I have to pee, sometimes I don't. But if I wake up and have to pee, it's just like I can't just go back to sleep when it's like light outside and 7 a.m. If you find that biologically, because you're getting older, you just start waking up at 6, 45, 7 a.m. every morning. |
| 1:23.1 | Will you adjust your bedtime? |
| 1:28.3 | No. No. |
| 1:31.5 | Never. |
| 1:32.3 | I know it would be reluctant either way. |
| 1:34.8 | Don't they say old people don't need as much sleep? |
| 1:38.7 | I think they do say that, but I think they are wrong. |
| 1:42.7 | I think that old people need just as much sleep, if not more sleep. |
| 1:46.3 | I think it's just that they'd get less sleep. |
| 1:49.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:51.0 | I don't know. |
| 1:53.1 | Like, even when I have a day off, I'm like, I just want to wake up one day at like 10 in the morning, |
| 1:56.5 | and I just can't do it anymore. |
| 2:00.1 | Yeah, I used to be very envious of your ability to sleep in in the morning because I've never had that. Yeah. I went to bed at 11 p.m. last night, like a sleep at 11 p.m. Really? I put on Bill Maher and was out after five minutes and slept until 6.45 in the morning when I had to pee and then I went back to bed for another hour and slept. I'm killing it. Yeah. My phone this morning was like, you reached your sleep goal. Congratulations. I'm like, yes. Yeah, I have not. Yeah. I'll try to stay awake for this podcast, okay? I'll try. Yeah. And you're going to pick up her parents after this. Your parents are visiting. Yeah, I got to pick up my parents in two hours. |
| 2:36.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:37.0 | Can I say on it what I said earlier about when you see your parents? |
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