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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #368: Blue Pills, Bad Grammar, and What Happens When We Die

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 4 October 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of DXP we hear from a caller who raises the question of whether too much knowledge is actually a bad thing, and if taking the "blue pill" of ignorance is truly bliss. Another caller asks about what it means for our bodies to be the temple of the Holy Spirit, and then we explore the idea that correcting people's grammar is nothing more than douchebag colonialism. We play a clip from philosopher Alan Watts about what happens when we die, and then share biebers involving virtual keyboards and Post-It Note etiquette.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Happy Saturday, Tewa.

0:03.4

Yeah. Happy Salmon Days. Salmon Days in Issaquah. Yeah. Used to have something to do with the running of the salmon up some stream or river in Issaquah, right? They still, I mean, they still do that. They do? Yeah. They didn't stop. I don't think that salmon need to socially distance. I think they don't know about COVID. But do they still do it in Nisiqua?

0:23.6

Yeah, I've seen him.

0:24.6

I've seen him. I've seen him like. Well, I know there's that artificial salmon farm there. I think it's a real salmon farm. I don't think the farm is artificial. It's manmade. Like there's a whole like system. But aren't all farms manmade?

0:37.8

But there's a whole system of like a place for salmon to run, run up. It's a little obstacle course for him. We jump through the hoop. They get the ring a little bell. I don't know. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Just trying to make conversation, Jason. Sorry. Yeah, salmon days. we were gonna we're trying to decide if we're gonna be open or not but we're gonna be open

0:57.5

you have like trying to make conversation, Jason. Sorry. Yeah, Sam and Days.

0:57.5

We were trying to decide if we're going to be open or not, but we're going to be open.

1:00.1

You have like a lot of reservations.

1:01.4

Yeah, it's going to be crazy.

1:02.0

Yeah.

1:03.1

Why would you have closed? Because we thought, because I heard that like people just park in the parking lot

1:08.3

and then leave and walk over to front street and walk around Issaquah and just clog up the whole parking lot. Awesome. So. Yeah, I didn't remember to get off exit 15 instead of 17. So I had, I think it was like 10 years. Oh, dude, it was 10 years ago today where I was at the redneck. How do you know dates like that? Because I just, no, because I saw a memory on Facebook today. Oh, okay. And it's a, it's the redneck party that we had at Phil and Stephanie's house. Oh, yeah. 10 years ago today. I'm dressed. I've got my, I've got like a homemade tank top and a bottle of Southern comfort and a cigarette in my hand in this picture.

1:45.0

It's pretty funny.

1:48.9

But I had to go get something for the party from Target.

1:53.2

And so it was like, it should have been like a 20 minute thing.

1:56.8

Hey, run to maybe 30 minutes from Northman, run to Target and get this.

2:04.0

And I was gone for like three hours because there was like some parade going down Gilman and I got caught in it.

2:04.7

Oh my gosh. And so I was stuck in traffic there forever.

2:07.3

So I have intentionally avoided salmon days because I hate it.

2:12.1

So I can't avoid it today because I got to work.

2:14.4

Yeah.

2:15.0

Yeah.

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