Podcast #367: Near-Sightedness, Boobs, and Existential Crises
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of DXP we ponder the mysterious dilemma of whether looking at a nearby reflection of something far away has any effect on a person's near-or far-sightedness (our conclusion is that we guess we'll never know). We touch on (ahem) whether women realize it when their boobs brush up against us, and then get some (misdirected) pushback from our prior discussion of antidepressants and mental illness. We discuss existential crises, and then share biebers involving phone calls.
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| 0:00.0 | So we're live. We're live being recorded for sure. All right. Well, like mostly for sure. |
| 0:08.4 | Okay. Yeah. How's it going? Pretty okay. You just got back from a cruise. Yeah, but I'm still, my throat still hurts. So my throat's been hurting for three weeks. And right now it feels like it's closed up. |
| 0:22.7 | Really? So it's like hurts to swallow. It's not super painful. But it's like I took all the |
| 0:28.2 | antibiotics they gave me. I finished up those a week ago. And I don't feel sick. I have no fever. I have |
| 0:35.1 | no body aches. I'm tired, but I'm just sick of my throat |
| 0:39.8 | hurting and having a little bit of a cough, you know? Yeah. It feels like a lot like what happened to me |
| 0:44.0 | five, six years ago when we got back from that Caribbean cruise and I was just not feeling well |
| 0:49.9 | for like two months. Yeah. So I don't know. Sucks. I know. I have to stop going on cruises, except I get sick before the months. Yeah. So I don't know. Sucks. |
| 0:54.8 | I know. |
| 1:11.2 | I have to stop going on cruises, except I get sick before the cruise. Yeah. So I can't blame the cruise. If this happened to me and I wasn't sick when I got on the cruise every time, I'd be like, oh, yeah, I can't cruise. I just get sick every time. Yeah. I don't. That sucks. Dude, we're just all business now, me and you. |
| 1:13.9 | We never get to sit out and chat and talk. |
| 1:27.6 | I feel like I have a bunch of stuff to chat with you about. It's my entire life. I don't even know you anymore. I don't talk to anybody about anything except the restaurant. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah. It's got to give at some point a little bit. I hope so. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, I hope so too. |
| 1:30.2 | It's just a lot. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, it is. |
| 1:33.1 | It's tiring. |
| 1:33.8 | I mean, I got off the cruise ship yesterday at 7.30 a.m. |
| 1:40.3 | And Ubered straight home and worked. And my I left Moss Adams early to go to the well and table and you know I mean I did get to be on cruise for a week so I'm not you know right but those are just never as restful as you think they're going to be even though I spent more time in my room sleeping than I have on any cruise ever. |
| 2:04.9 | Yeah. |
| 2:05.7 | Well, when we go to the Caribbean in January, I'm curious if I'll be able to relax at all. |
| 2:10.9 | Because of the restaurant? |
| 2:11.8 | Yeah. |
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