Podcast #354: Iconic Bands, Handmaid's Tale, and Exterminate All the Brutes
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2021
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors we get a much-needed update on Christian's bidet use (!), and then break down his plan for getting Rachel McAdams to fall in love with him. We play a few voicemails — we hear from a caller asking about tattoos, from another asking about rock bands that stand the test of time, and from another with the balls to suggest that maybe Jason shouldn't pay his employees $500 per hour. We then lighten things up by discussing Handmaid's Tale and Exterminate All the Brutes. Biebers involve dogs-walkers and Hollywood's lies.
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| 0:00.0 | trying to figure out there's some other way to start the podcast other than just being like, |
| 0:04.5 | hey. |
| 0:04.8 | Well, that's that, that's a good way. |
| 0:06.1 | Whatever. |
| 0:06.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.5 | I just did it. You just did it. It was easy. Yeah. I thought it would be harder. Dude, I'm like, I'm going to, so, all right. We're at the restaurant working. We're not open yet, but quote unquote working. Well, I get there, because here's what happens sometimes. |
| 0:21.7 | Like, if Janie goes in before me, um, open yet but quote unquote working well I get there because here's what happens sometimes like |
| 0:21.8 | if Janie goes in before me um all and I find let's say she's going to go in at like 11 I'm going to go |
| 0:28.2 | in at like 12 15 1230 yeah um I'll eat lunch at home and then go in and then she'll be like I'm starving |
| 0:36.5 | let's go out to eat and I'm like oh okay well I already ate but Let's go out to eat. And I'm like, oh, okay, well, I already ate, but I'll go with you. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.1 | And so I'm like, ah, I want to go out to eat too. And so now it's like, I'll get in there. And as soon as I get there, it's like, okay, I'm here. It's time for lunch break, you know? So we go to Black Duck and get pizza and I got ahead of IPA. |
| 0:52.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:52.9 | And all of a sudden, the reps from southern liquor distillers or southern liquor distributors are at our restaurant. Like, we have a meeting with them. Yeah. And neither, neither of us has any idea what they're talking about. Like, we didn't set this meeting. Did you have a drink at Black Duck? Yeah. I had an IPA. Okay. And then it's like, oh, shit. Okay, well, they're over there. |
| 1:11.8 | So, okay, they're going to wait until we're done eating. |
| 1:14.0 | And so we go over there and we sit down and we taste through four vodkas, two gins or three gins. |
| 1:26.9 | And then like probably eight whiskeys. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:30.0 | And while we're doing this, they call this person who also distribute, |
| 1:34.4 | it's also with their company who's got tequila and rum. |
| 1:38.3 | She happens to be in their neighborhood. |
| 1:40.2 | So she comes in and we taste through three rums and maybe four tequila. |
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