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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Podcast #353: Our Second Best

Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7566 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We're on a break this week, but thanks to Chris Hamm, we've got some oldies but goodies to share with you. We'll be back next week with a new episode!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, so, dude, you can't chew almonds.

0:22.5

You know what? It's going to be so loud. You just trust me on this one, all right? Why don't you ever trust me? Fine. So I just paused it real quick and went up and got some almonds. And Jason's upset because he's afraid I'm going to eat the almonds while we're doing the podcast, which people are going to hear me chewing. We should just do a whole show of you chewing almonds.

0:22.8

Yeah.

0:24.6

You know, get it out of your system.

0:25.5

It's not what the almonds are for.

0:27.1

They're not for eating.

0:28.2

Interesting.

0:28.8

Yeah.

0:29.5

I'm intrigued.

0:30.5

I figured you would be.

0:31.3

Go on.

0:31.5

Yeah.

0:32.8

No, I'm not going on right now.

0:33.4

I'll explain later.

0:33.7

Okay. Okay.

0:44.5

Drunk ex-pastors.

0:46.0

That's us, dude.

0:48.9

First of all, why the hell do they tape all these conversations?

0:50.6

They're impervious to facts.

0:51.8

How is that racist thing?

0:54.1

Let me explain Christian's utter failure.

0:55.3

Pickhart, pig heart.

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