Sweet Lord Almighty! It's the Harland Highway Podcast, and sweet Lord Almighty if I'm not Harlan Williams.

Or I think I'm like an Irish priest. What the hell's wrong with me today?

A thousand apologies before we even get started, not a good sign.

Um, but I will try to turn things around here by talking about tanning salons. Have you ever been in a tanning salon?

We do you hear about my freakish experience in a tanning salon?

Not healthy.

The honey badger, have you heard about the Honey Badger?

I'm going to play a clip from the internet sensation,

The Honey Badger, and tell you about a little meeting I had. then plane tires man we all fly we all motor

around the planet but have you ever looked out the window and seen the tires on a plane?

Scary!

And then, yes, the Michael Jackson verdict came in recently.

The doctor who was accused of manslaughter killing Michael Jackson and

I'm going to have some thoughts about that some long-winded thoughts about the verdict about what happened about

innocence and guilt right here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway. failure to communicate. One cheeseburger with everything coming out.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien.

It's all for you.

This is Harland Williams.

I'm a human bee, God damn it!

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