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The Harland Highway

PODCAST 345

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2011

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Ramp snobs, voicemails, the life of cows, security protection, and Dr. Ascot!. Scrape my tiny teeth!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Glory,

0:02.0

hallelu, glory glory, how do you do?

0:05.0

Yeah, I'm talking to you, or singing to you

0:08.0

or something somewhere in the middle.

0:11.0

Maybe more like tarding to you, because that's what I seems to be good at.

0:17.0

Welcome to the Holland Highway, everybody.

0:21.0

I am he, Harlan Williams your host your moderator your showcase showgirl and what a show today. Thank you for being here. Are you a merge snob, a highway ramp snob? I think you'll find

0:40.0

out what I'm talking about. I think you might be. I think we all have might have been at one point in time. So we're going to get into that. How about protection? Who should be carrying a gun and who shouldn't? Who should be carrying a gun and who shouldn't?

0:54.0

Who should be protecting us? How, when, and where?

0:58.0

Let's talk about that.

1:00.0

We're going to be listening to some of your voicemails today. You folks have been calling in and leaving some great messages, so we'll get to those.

1:09.0

Cows! Cows! Yeah, we're going to talk about cows. It's about time. We've talked about a lot of things on this

1:17.6

podcast, but we're well overdue to talk about cows. And speaking of cows, I got to sit with Dr. Ascot today.

1:26.0

That guy's a big steaming pile. Right here, on the Harlan Highway!

1:31.0

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

1:34.0

Relax, get ready to have fun.

1:37.0

What we've got here is failure to communicate. One cheeseburger with everything coming out.

1:47.0

You just made a wrong turn.

1:49.0

On to the Harlan Highway.

1:51.0

Look at me, Damien, It's all for you.

1:55.0

This is Harlan Williams.

1:57.0

I'm a human being, God damn it!

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