Podcast #334: Tipping, Gamestop, and the ER (Again)
Drunk Ex-Pastors
Christian Kingery
4.7 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 1 February 2021
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
We begin this episode of Drunk Ex-Pastors by hearing about Christian's recent vacation which, true to form, included a trip to the ER and an emergency surgery. We hear from a listener with some interesting (and horrible) restaurant advice for Jason, and then hear from a frustrated caller with some thoughts on the whole COVID shutdown. We break down (insofar as we are able) the Gamestop/Reddit controversy, and then share biebers involving pain and poor pronunciation.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up? |
| 0:04.2 | Oh, living the dream. |
| 0:06.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.7 | Yep. |
| 0:09.8 | What does that dream entail? |
| 0:13.3 | Well, I'm actually not living the dream because living the dream would involve successfully creating a two-page Microsoft Word document. |
| 0:23.3 | That seems like a pretty low bar. |
| 0:25.5 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:26.2 | Well, that's, that's what happens when you're me. |
| 0:29.5 | But it turns out, even that modest bar is unsurmountable. |
| 0:36.2 | What did you say to me? |
| 0:37.1 | Something about, like, I'm here trying to, sometime in 30 years, I'll eventually get Word to work. And then I'm like, I'm trying to figure out, I'm trying to figure out how to use a program that I, that I first got in the 90s. Right. I mean, it's just like word to me is like, it's great if all you're doing is just writing like regular like papers and articles and stuff. |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.8 | But it's like once I, once you start adding columns and fucking around with the layout and all that stuff. |
| 1:09.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.6 | It just becomes like you know like completely |
| 1:13.3 | non-intuitive not just counterintuitive but just like non-intuitive at all you know it's just |
| 1:18.1 | it's crazy yeah i have problems with the column stuff whenever i've tried to use them or tables or |
| 1:23.9 | anything like that in word i hate it yeah or little boxes when you have little text boxes it. Yeah, or little boxes. When you have little text boxes, it's the worst. |
| 1:28.7 | Little boxes, little boxes, little boxes made of ticky-tacky. |
| 1:35.5 | I think Michael just started watching weeds. |
| 1:38.3 | I love that show. |
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