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Drunk Ex-Pastors

Christian Kingery

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.7 • 566 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2021

⏱️ 116 minutes

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0:00.0	Go ahead.
0:02.3	Is it recording?
0:04.0	Well, of course it's recording.
0:05.1	No, no.
0:06.0	Is it recording, you stupid piece of crap?
0:10.8	Is the little red light on?
0:13.0	Yes.
0:13.5	Okay.
0:13.9	It was on before, but it was blinking.
0:15.3	The reason I asked...
0:16.3	Hello, and welcome to the first podcast of Heavy for the Vintage.
0:20.6	My name is Jason, and this is my pal Christian.
0:24.4	The term we're looking for his best friend.
0:30.3	Drunk ex-pastors.
0:35.8	That's us, dude.
0:37.0	First of all, why the hell do they tape all these conversations?
0:39.8	They're impervious to facts.
0:41.5	Goats have better vaginas.
0:43.0	Kane's wife was the two or three step removed relative.
0:46.3	I've never seen a penis.
0:47.8	Let's have, like, please, intercourse slave.
0:51.9	So since we are friends on Facebook, I know that you have a good story to tell from the dealership, which I don't know any of the details of, so I'm interested to hear it.
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